My dog loves the UPS man. My old dog, the distinguished chocolate Labrador, Tom, who possesses the white patches of fur on this feet, around his face, earned by experience, fun, frolicking, and hard work chasing and retrieving ducks in chilly deep lakes, loves the UPS man. And our mail carrier. And the bank tellers at our bank’s drive-up window. And the workers at fast food restaurants. And everybody else for that matter, but especially them. He is an affectionate sort with nothing but good will in his heart, and he would love all of these people anyway, but I have to admit his motives are not completely altruistic. He definitely has ulterior motives when it comes to the folks I’ve named. His natural instincts to love human beings, and, as I said, he has them in spades, are enriched and enhanced by these people’s and any human being’s, possession of a very special commodity: dog biscuits.
He’s not picky about which kind of dog biscuits. Large and bone shaped or small and square, color, texture, fresh or stale, in bulk or singular, none of that matters at all. Just a biscuit braces him up, cheers up an already happy soul, whose only fears are the sounds of snow sliding from the roof and impacting on the ground, fireworks, and unhappiness in any human being or fellow four footed traveler in this uneven life. Dog biscuits, that’s all this gentle, funny, empathic and empathetic dog needs to make him truly content.
So, During this tiresome and dangerous pandemic, with all its terrible impacts on the world and everyone in it, there has also been an admittedly much lesser impact on my old dog. See, they aren’t giving out dog biscuits right now because of the pandemic. None of Tom’s favorite people! Granted, it’s not exactly a tragedy, but you can imagine the impact on my poor ol’ Tom! Well, you don’t need to, because I’m about to tell you about it.
Sometimes this dearth of free dog biscuits manifests in comic though slightly story-book sad ways on poor ol’ Tom. That is, he cries every time a UPS truck passes because Debbie and I won’t let him near the truck or the driver to get a dog biscuit. He cries every time the mail carrier’s car goes by with no biscuits distributed. He cries each time we approach a bank window and no biscuit is forthcoming and then mutters into his dog bed, in the back seat of my truck, all the way home, when no biscuit makes an appearance. It’s as though he’s telling Deb and me, as we pull away from the bank window or walk along the roads near our house or stand in our yards as his favorite people drive away or past, “You guys are so mean! Let me go see them! Heavenly days, and popping puppy tails! Can’t you two-footed, upright-walking goofballs see that they have biscuits? Biscuits that they’ve been saving exactly, specifically, especially for me and me alone: Tom the dog, their favorite Labrador?!”
That’s why what happened the other day, a circumstance that seems to have been excised from a children’s book, or a family oriented situation comedy, gladdened my heart a little in these dark times. And God, don’t we need that? I surely think we do. Anyway, that’s why I’m passing this cute, frivolous story along. Maybe it will cheer you up too. I sure hope so. Tom probably does too, or would if he understand what it is I do daily scribbling away on notepads and tapping away on keyboards while I stare into early morning computer screens.
So, here’s the set up
I was standing in front of my garage with my back to the road, getting ready to hook Tom, and my pup Sam up to our light plastic ski trail grooming sled, which is laden with a sandbag for our daily cross country ski outing—that’s another story told elsewhere on this blog—when the UPS truck pulled up at the end of the driveway with a package for us.
Suddenly, before I even fully realized there was a truck parked in the road, Tom had bolted away and was joyfully barking and cavorting towards his then favorite, and certainly dog biscuit possessing, person in the world: the UPS man!
I whirled around as fast as a 62-year-old man with a bad back can whirl around and shouted, for lack of a better clarifier and pacifier of the situation for the poor driver, “He’s friendly!” Realizing there was no way my old bones could be carried to the scene fast enough so that I could stop Tom’s progress before he got to the truck and the man.
“No worries!” the grinning young male driver shouted back. “I’ve got two big dogs at home!”
Sam now took up the cue and rushed ahead as well and also before I could catch him, but the pup stopped just short of the truck when I shouted his name with an edge of decided disapproval.
At that moment all those thoughts that come into our heads now concerning our pandemic predicament came into my head: “Covid 19! I’m too close! We’re too close! Where’s my mask? Jesus, I’m due for the vaccine any day, I don’t want to spoil it all now because Tom wants an infernal dog biscuit! I don’t want to get sick just when help is on the way and normal life is at my doorstep, and all because my crazy dog wants a dog biscuit! That’s what they’ll write on my tombstone: ‘His dog wanted a biscuit,’ and for years afterward people will wander through the graveyard where I’m buried trying to figure out the metaphor which won’t be a metaphor but an actual fact: I will have died because Tom wanted a dog biscuit!” And like that.
So I was relieved to see the driver had his mask on and was wearing it properly and that he had ducked, chuckling, safely away from me (safely for both himself and me) into the back of the truck for our package, as I scrambled with Sam on the ground 15 feet away from and below the steps of the truck. And as I ran ahead despairing of ever catching Tom, but finally got hold of Sam’s collar, and pulled him back to a safe distance, my eight year old dog, ol’ undaunted Tom, fetcher of ducks, puller of sleds, barker at clocks, lover of all people and puppies, who is graying everywhere, occasionally stiff in the morning, sometimes groans at the slightest movement as he gets up from his dog bed, and generally, whenever it is convenient for him, pleads to being old and limps along like there really isn’t much time left for him in this dogged doggoned life, leaped up like a gazelle from the level of our snow packed driveway, flying like Superman’s dog Krypto well over the steps leading up from the truck door and landed quite gracefully flat on the metal floor of the cab; then, with his tail awag the whole time, and over my shouts of displeasure, followed our driver into the back of the UPS truck.
I could hear a new round of laughter from the jovial young driver and was deeply relieved when said driver came back into view with our package. In his other hand, to my amazement, the driver carried the Holy Doggy Grail, two of them actually: two dog biscuits. With said biscuits he led the ecstatic Tom out of the truck. Tom was wagging out a doggy smile, his tongue lolling, his eyes bright, even brightest. When I apologized anew to the young driver and politely asked him to deposit the package up on our back steps he grinned, laughed again, tossed one biscuit towards Sam and the other onto the snow covered ground at a distance from the truck for Tom.
Tom quickly jumped down from the truck and found his quarry. As quickly as I could, as my old dog stopped to eat and as the driver headed whistling for our back steps, I grabbed Tom’s collar and hustled both dogs back up to the garage as they continued to chomp away on the dog biscuits.
The driver was still laughing when he got back into the truck, moments later. He looked my way, waved and headed out. I waved back. And then I realized something: bad as it has been, we’re going to get through this. We’re going to remain human in many of the best ways we’ve always been.
Another lesson for me delivered free by my dogs Tom and Sam with an assist from the UPS man.
After Trump: Jan. 4, 2021
Trump is leaving. Soon he will return to being an obnoxious cipher at the edge of our collective consciousness. That’s what he was before he was President. Remember those days? You’d heard his name maybe two or three times a year, and if you’re like me, you’d just utter some kind of dark little chuckle and wonder aloud or to yourself, “What’s that stupid asshole up to now?” That’s what he should have remained: an obnoxious cipher at the edge of our collective consciousness. That’s what he may have remained if we, starting from President Obama on down, hadn’t teased him for being such a blowhard dope concerning his birther theories. Remember that moment, at the Washington Press Club Dinner, when Obama showed the clip from The Lion King of Simba, as a cub, being held aloft and then said, bitingly, “I want to point out that this is a joke!”? We were so innocent then. And we all laughed so smugly because Trump was sitting right there.This will shut him up! This will put him in his place! That’s what we thought. Well, I guess he had the last laugh on us all, in the form of four years of his orchestrated chaos, only now, thank God, coming to a close. Not to say that he wasn’t and isn’t a blowhard dope, he certainly was and is, but the worst thing you can do to a blowhard dope, and we all should have known this, is to tease him. Because of that goading, and no doubt, maybe even more, because of his vaulting, selfish, brainless, ambition; he didn’t stay on the fringe with the other nutbags and tinhorn egomaniacs where he belongs, but moved to the center of all political center stages and as I said earlier, did a hell of a lot of predictable damage while he was in that highest office. We will be a long time repairing some of it. Some of it will leave scars. Some will remain open wounds for a long, long time.
Yes, the time of high office damage is all but over for Trump, though he’ll no doubt do his moronic best to cause more damage when he’s out of office. But the abomination that is and was the Presidency of Donald J. Trump is over. We can at least take some solace in that. We can’t do shit about the now historical fact of his Presidency, except try to recover from it as a nation. That’s the first reality we have to face: we can’t undo history. As improbable and deplorable as the 45th Presidency was, it happened. We have to live with the fact of the Trump Presidency, the international shame, the internal damage, the lingering empowerment of gun toting imbeciles, and, perhaps worst of all, the fracture of the idea of simple facts into so called “alternative facts”. Simple observable fact, or lack of fact has been converted into something maleable, into something that can be debated! We have stepped over into bizzaro world, Trumpland. We’re going to have a hell of time returning to reality.
Shit! I so wish none of what I’ve just written was and is true.
So, anyway, we’re saying goodbye to the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. We’re saying goodbye to someone truly heinous. That’s what he is. And even after he’s gone from that office and even after he’s gone from this life, that’s what he will always be, always will have been. That is how he will be remembered in history. I challenge you to conjure a good human quality in him. I challenge you to find one mote of compassion or empathy, honesty or integrity, that somehow, despite his worst efforts, and that’s the only kind of effort he knows, stuck to him. He is a horrible person. He is only marginally a person at all. He is a human nightmare. A creature of avarice and bombast, a predator with an instinct for creating hatred. That’s who we are saying goodbye to. How do we do that?
First, we may need to assess our own feelings about him. Here are mine: I hate that bloated, blowhard, bigot, son of a bitch with every fibre of my being! He is just like the bullies I knew as a kid. So full of himself. So certain of his opinions, which he is too stupid to even express coherently. So ready with a lie. So full of vile, moronic epithets, like the drunken idiot sitting on the last barstool in a seedy bar late on a Saturday. The one the bartender hates to see come in the door and can’t wait to send on his way.
What a fucking jerk!
Every time I see an image of Trump those words grapple onto my heart and will not be removed. It’s all I can do to keep those words from coming right out my mouth, each time, every time, I see or hear him, no matter where I am, no matter what I’m doing, no matter who is with me. Honestly, if I even begin to talk about him, I go into a kind of frenzy. I want to punch walls because his face isn’t handy.
That’s not his problem, though. To my shame, he’s succeeded in making it mine. What’s more, he knows that. He delights in making his enemies and detractors squirm, and if he has a genius for anything, that’s his genius: invoking hatred. And what makes my loathing worse is that I also have to get my head around the fact that 70 million people voted for him this time. And even being very generous and empathetic towards that group of people, and assuming that a solid half of them were really just voting against Democrats, that still means a solid 30 to 35 million people voted simply for him. That is, roughly three and a half New York Cities worth of Americans, think he is just swell. Shit! How can that be? Are they just like him? Do they aspire to be him? Is he an exorcising of their, even our collective id? I don’t know. I don’t understand. I really, really do not understand what appeal this loathsome, insipid, moronic, selfish, horse’s ass can have. I likely never will. And that’s my problem too. I’ll have to deal with that doubt, that worry, forever. It will be a slow process and I’ll have to check myself all the time in conversations with Republicans just to keep from going off at them like a profane leftist Roman Candle. I’m not kidding. Just controlling myself on the subject of Trump will be a very real problem for me forever. I hope my final musings in this life won’t be mumbled epithets about “that fucking Trump”. I’m only kidding a little bit here when I say that. That’s how much the bastard has gotten under my skin!
The only thing I can do, is try to give myself some distance, so I can consider this phenomenon logically. Okay, I’m taking a few breaths, going to my happy place. Here’s the first thing that comes into my head: the word is and has been in psychological and philosophical circles for a long time, that hate isn’t the opposite of love, indifference is. I’m going to be a long time, probably forever, becoming indifferent to Trump and to the damage he has done to this, our country. This country whose founding principles I believe in to my very core; whose ultimate destiny, I firmly believe and hope will be, to rise to reason, leave prejudice and bigotry behind once and for all, and create a society where we can all live together in some semblance of sisterhood and brotherhood; working together for the greater good of all humanity, and disagreeing civilly when conflicts arise. That’s the goal. That’s where I want to go along with my country.
So, again, I have to say goodbye we have to say goodbye, to this deplorable President. To do so, I’ll need to examine this hate of mine towards him. The damned lies, that’s what gets under my skin the most. So is it that I love truth so much that I flare up at someone, such as Trump, who has no regard for it? He, the chief liar and the myriad other liars circled around him? Or is there some gnawing microscopic parasite clinging to the reptilian part of my brain that actually believes he may be right, they may be right about the world? Is it my own store of prejudice and bigotry, my own xenophobia my own inner bully, that I see magnified in him that makes me so angry, so verbose in condemning both Trump and his followers? “The lady doth protest too much me thinks,” Shakespeare wrote. Is some minuscule part of me that lady? God, I hope not. God, I fear so.
So, what can I do? How do I deal with my own darkness? I must deal with it, because if I don’t, Trump will haunt me forever, even after he’s truly gone, from office and from this life.
And next, I, and everybody else, has to find a way to move on from this dark time. We’re facing a whole lot of obstacles in the coming months, in the coming years: the virus, climate change, social division, bigotry, misogyny, the fracture of truth, financial inequality, expensive health care, abuses of systems at every level of government, familial abuse, the carte blanche given to hatred in social and all other media, violence in our streets, to name only what appears on the surface. We can’t allow one unconscionable soul, one silly, stupid, violent, ignorant man, who has somehow risen to this highest of offices, to derail the train that was slowly headed towards inevitable, empathy, compassion, freedom and prosperity, imperfectly realized, but realized nonetheless.
Where to now?
Oh, I quiver to even begin to write what I’m about to write, because I am very uncertain I’m right, as I usually am when that famous still, quiet voice calls, but is it possible that we need to, after we come to grips with the damage he and his followers have done, simply forgive them?
Let me emphasize that I’ve only said forgive, not forget. We can never forget. We need to take the lessons Trump and his followers have taught us about the abuses of governmental power that are possible due to the flaws in the design of our democracy, flaws never evident until this present moment, because no one as unethical and amoral as Trump has ever been President before now; and use those hard-earned lessons to shape a better future. We must try to make new laws to account for these gaps in our system of governance, and then be ever vigilant to insure that no one this bad is ever President again. And yes, that vigilance will include bringing those to justice who have committed crimes during this administration up to and including the 45th President, if and when such crimes come to light. We must do this to plug the holes, and make sure that such abuses of Presidential power never, never happen again. Rendering onto Caesar as it were, as a fairly famous personage once suggested. Why must we pursue them to the full extent of the temporal law? Because, if we don’t, there is no deterrent for such unscrupulous people to start it all over again the next time around.
And then, since we’re going to have to keep working with people like Trump, or people who think being like Trump is okay, even admirable; we need to lean into our caution, take what they assert in their conspiracy theories for what it is, and treat it as we would a grain of salt most of the time; then call them on their truly harmful hypocrisies; but first, as the afore mentioned personage also suggested long ago, remove the logs from our own eyes when we detect said motes in theirs; and when these folks we have been battling and continue to battle with have an actual point; truly listen and try to address their concerns in a mood and mode of congeniality and civil discourse, followed by just and right action.
And then, in the words of that above referenced pretty wonderful human and or spiritual presence, depending on what you believe, we need to forgive them, for most of them acted, like most people, out of what they thought best at the time, and they truly know not what they have done.
My dogs taught me something the other day. Something quite valuable. See, my wife, Deb, wanted our chocolate Labrador pup, Sam, to pull a sled. She even bought the harness, and laid it out under the tree at Christmas. Where she got this idea and why she got this idea at this particular time, I don’t know exactly, though we have raised a few sled puller Labs in the past. I wasn’t sure there was a real purpose to train a puller now. What was he going to pull? We don’t have little kids anymore, though I can still see my little boys giggling as our old yellow Lab Minnesota pulled them along the trail, and there aren’t any more small children on any horizons, at least not that I’m aware of, at present. What’s more, I’ve long since stopped heating with wood, so there’s no sled hauling to be done from the woodpile to the garage, from the garage to the house anymore; though I do treasure the memory of those old jobs, that good labor or those older days. Yes, in those ancient, wood burning days, Minnesota used to delight in pulling the wood, pulling the kids. I can still see her tail wagging, her expression of joy at effort, her shoulders going tense, but that’s so long ago now, it’s faded into family legend.
No, I couldn’t really see the purpose of the new harness or of the impending training, but then one occurred to me: Sam could pull a fairly heavy load of sand, heavy enough, at least, to pack a ski trail for me. It would be a good workout for him, burn off some of his puppy energy, and would serve a purpose: we’d have a clear, smooth trail every day.
“Okay,” I told Deb after this reconsideration, “I’m in.” She smiled then. As usual, I have no idea why my wife smiles.
So, the day after Christmas, when enough snow was finally on the ground in this late onset of winter, I hooked Sam up in his new harness, attached the harness to a dog lead, attached the dog lead to an old plastic sled, and set a lidded bucket of sand, about 50 pounds worth, on the sled. Almost right away there were problems. First, though our strong pup hardly noticed the pull of the weight, Sam was rattled by the sound behind him and turned around over and over to face it. This inevitably led to tangling and untangling of the harness and the leads.Then, once we finally began to move any sizable distance, Sam would stop every time I removed my hand from his collar, and later, once he got into the flow a bit, he stopped every time I stopped patting his head and coaxing him on. Sometimes he seemed afraid. Sometimes he seem confused. If this wasn’t going to be fun for him, what was the point? I felt terrible and thought the whole enterprise was doomed. Still, I didn’t want to give up so easily; so, I pressed on up to the railroad tracks, over the railroad trestle and beyond down the long straight stretch, where the snow now covered the rails. We had about a mile and a half to cover one way. Would we even get that far? I doubted it. My back was already aching from leaning down and tugging Sam along.
Meanwhile, our older Lab, Tom, now age eight, was having a great time! He was running hither and yon, smelling all the usual smells and a few new ones at trackside and beyond. Sam kept looking up enviously. That made me feel even worse about the whole enterprise. Then I had a thought: what if I just skied on ahead until Sam decided to follow? I called to Tom and dropped Sam’s collar and went on my way with Tom down the tracks, hoping Sam would come on after a moment. But he’s pretty stubborn. In fact, as soon as I skied ahead, he lay down. With an expression that said, “I can play this game too. Let’s see who wins.”
Further, Tom began to admonish me, running up to where I was with a pleading look. Then going back to where Sam was and looking up at me as if to say, “Beeg, you can’t just leave him!”
So, softy that I am, I went back. And I began tugging Sam along again. By this time my back was truly aching and I realized this was simply not going to work. This, I decided, was going to be a short trip. Maybe iIf this project was ever going to get off the ground, the training was going to have to happen, in short segments. Maybe doing short trips, Sam would eventually buy in, and be ready for longer journeys. It wasn’t a very creative solution, and I couldn’t see that all this effort was going to be worth it in the end, but it was the only idea I had. After that, in perhaps just a few days time, after a few more short, frustrating trips, I was going to be out of ideas. I wasn’t hopeful.
Then, something happened. I’m not exactly sure how, but I have my suspicions. I think Tom actually figured it out. My old dog, in this case, was the idea man. That’s surely how it seemed. Now step back all of you who say dogs can’t reason. Listen to what happened. I’m not making this up or exaggerating. Suddenly, Tom was right in front of Sam with a stick in his mouth kind of goading the puppy on. Now anyone who knows about Labradors knows that the one thing they cannot resist is a stick waved in their face. It’s how they play and tease each other. It’s how they learn. If there is a stick, they want it. Tom was almost smiling as he approached and danced around in front of the pup. Suddenly, Sam took interest. The next thing I knew, Sam was pulling ahead on his own in pursuit of the stick in Tom’s mouth. Then we were all moving along, each on his own, I skiing next to the dogs, Tom running just a bit ahead with the stick and Sam trying to catch Tom, perhaps unaware that he was even pulling the laden sled along.
Okay, I hear ya, you doubters: “It was just happenstance. Tom was just doing what Labradors always do: picking up a stick and playing with his friend. It just happened to coincide with the moment of most frustration for you and Sam.” Really? That’s all you’ve got? It was just a coincidence that Tom happened to come up with the stick right at that moment? You really think, given the empathic nature of most dogs, but especially Labradors, Tom didn’t sense what Sam and I were going through, and figure out a solution? Okay, suit yourself.
Anyway, by the time we got to our turn around place, I had figured out that I could take the short lead that was in my pocket, attache it to Tom’s collar and then to Sam’s harness, and use Tom, who was still carrying his stick, as the lead dog and Sam as the pulling team. It worked perfectly! Tom was happily trotting along on ahead beside me with the stick in his mouth, slack in the lead and no or very little tension on his collar, and Sam was happily pulling the load behind in pursuit of Tom and the stick.
On the way home I experimented with skiing beside them which was a little cramped; behind them which led to them stopping or going off course, and finally with skiing ahead of them on the trail we’d already groomed and were continuing to groom as they came along doing their new found jobs behind me. All was well. What’s more, with this arrangement, I could get a good workout skiing lead in new snow on the way down and cool down on the newly groomed trail on the way back. It was a perfect arrangement!
For a while, I skied along home very proud of myself. I had taught one old dog and one young dog a new trick: the useful trick of pulling a laden sled. I thought about how pleased Deb would be. How proud she’d be of her crafty old woodsman of a husband. She spotted us through the east living room windows as we were coming down our road on the last leg home of our eventful trip and said to me later, “Tom was so proud coming down that street! He was just prancing. He was just telling everyone that he was the lead dog!”
That’s when I tempered my pride a bit. Who had really trained whom after all? My initial efforts to get Sam to pull the sled had lead to fruitless frustration and perhaps even a dose of fear for the poor pup and an equal amount of frustration and silly anger for clueless old me. Tom, the wise old dog, was the one who had figured out, with his stick approach, how to make the whole thing go smoothly along that snow track. He was the true brains of the outfit. That’s when I realized something that made me laugh: the only positive things I had done since we left the house, an hour and a half before was to observe what Tom did to get Sam to pull the sled, then allow him to keep doing them. What I had learned was simply to get out of the way and let the dogs do what they think is best.
I, in other words, am not the trainer. What’s more, I’m not even a very good student. It took me a full half hour to get out of Tom and Sam’s way and let them complete their self-taught lesson. After years of working with Labs, I’ve finally figured out that what they think is the best way to proceed, is usually the best way to proceed. In that sense, and that sense only, I have become a well trained human. What’s more, at age 62, I still have a great deal more to learn from Tom and Sam.
The World As It Is Part ii
For more than 40 years I’ve known a code for living. It was handed to me by my wonderful, hard-working, intelligent, insightful parents, by my sister and brothers, by other relatives and friends by my teachers, by truly devout and empathetic priests and nuns, by casual acquaintances, even by some people in TV shows, plays, poems, and definitely by the authors and characters of and in stories. For those 40 years I’ve tried to live by that code, and I will tell you right now that I don’t always succeed in doing so. I’d like to think, though, that more often than not, I do.
This code is not really very complicated, and really comes down to doing onto others as you would have them doing onto you. Yes, the Golden Rule. This means, if you truly weren’t ever taught it and just don’t know, to look out for other people, see to their good, whenever you can. Discern, as best you can, what the right thing to do is in any given situation and then follow through on it. This is how I’ve tried to live deliberately, in full consciousness of my own sometimes faltering efforts, for at least 40 years. What’s more, I’ve made the assumption that other people are doing their best to do so as well. And, in fairness, I think most other people in America and around the world are. And they succeed and fail, for the most part, just about as often as I do. If that weren’t the case, I believe we’d be in an even bigger mess than we are now.
But, recent actions by a large minority of my fellow human beings have made it clear to me that some people in this world simply don’t give a damn about their fellow human beings. They were apparently never taught the Golden Rule, or, and to me this is much worse, they think this code is only a matter for lip service, and they live, beneath their pretense of caring, by another code entirely, an opposite code, which comes down to “What’s in it for me?”
I could take up any given issue now facing humanity, in discussing how this lack of an ethical, moral code, in this sizable minority of people, is affecting everybody else. There are so many serious, life altering and threatening issues now, as you know, but I’m going to focus on just the most immediate and obvious one: Covid 19.
We’re in the home stretch on this virus. Yes, in the coming weeks and months, things are likely going to get worse again, as the cold weather settles in and folks spend more and more time indoors. But the vaccines are coming, and our new President, Ordinary Joe, is calling on all of us to simply wear masks in public, keep social distances, refrain from large family and other gatherings, for a few more months. He and other responsible human beings in positions of authority are telling us simply to sit tight, and keep the faith. That’s it. That’s all right thinking people are asking of us. That’s all the health care workers and other medical officials are asking: stay home as much as possible, and take precautions when you can’t.
I know what some of you are going to say: not everybody can afford to do these things. Some people simply have to go to work in order to enable their own survival and the survival of their families. Some people live in conditions around this country and this world where taking such precautions would be a luxury they simply cannot afford. And I agree. You are absolutely right. And I’ll get to those issues in a moment. I’m simply asking, what about the rest of us? If it is possible for us to stay at home as much as possible, keep social distances and wear masks when we can’t, shouldn’t we simply do that for the greater good? Well, if you don’t know, and if you’re reading this you almost certainly do, the answer to that question is yes! Of course!
And yet, all over this spoiled rotten society people are protesting against officials like Joe and Michigan’s Governor Gretchen Whitmer. Some are even harassing government officials and their families and going so far as plotting to kidnap and execute our governor and other officials who agree with her, like a ridiculous plot point out of a terrible transgressive sci fi novel! The claim is that requests and laws directed at making us all, temporarily close or curtail businesses, keep social distance, wear masks, refrain from needless travel, are all needless violations of our civil rights actually motivated by a communist takeover of America!
In Florida, the Trump clone, Governor Ron DeSantis, took the opposite tack by using the government to harass private citizens, sponsoring a gun toting and pointing raid by law enforcement on the home of Florida data scientist Rebekah Jones, who DeSantis recently fired for having the audacity to tell the truth about the worsening covid conditions in that state.
I’m just going to say directly to those of you who truly believe or for some self-serving and reprehensible reason pretend to believe, that such actions are justified, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MINDS? Didn’t anybody ever teach you anything? Do you care about anyone else but yourself? Do you want civilization to simply cease to exist? And further, and less articulately I’m going to add a little gut punch in the form of a question: WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? And now, I’ll ask more calmly, what in the hell is the matter with you? Seriously. You can’t be that stupid. Are you demented? greedy? paranoid? Or are you that desperate for attention? For love? For adulation? For justification? Gratification? Verification?
Yes, you have an absolute right to peacefully protest if you’ve been abused by government officials or shortchanged by unfair laws. You have an absolute right to peacefully protest, if someone or some institution is discriminating against you, or singling you out for unjust reasons. You have an absolute right to peacefully protest, if and when any of this is true, and for your sake, because of what I’ve been taught and believed my whole life, I will be on the picket line with you! I promise! But you haven’t been abused or shortchanged! You’re only having to give up temporarily, like all the rest of us, for the purpose of our collective survival, a bit of your personal freedom, until this damned virus is under control!
Just to be clear, and to put your troubled minds and hearts at rest, let me say right out: there is no government takeover. There is no “deep state”. There is no shadowy group of nefarious operatives zeroing in on you and yours in order to lead America to perdition. That is all a dark, juvenile fantasy perpetrated by quite disorganized, lonely, self-serving, two bit demagogs like President Trump and other internet chaos junkies, for their own financial and emotional gratification. Let me add further, that as an old journalist and teacher, it has long been my opinion, based on the many stories I’ve covered and the many interpersonal situations in which I’ve been involved, that true conspiracies, even minor conspiracies are rare and are almost always discovered, simply because human beings really don’t know how to keep their mouths shut. Further, conspiracies of the massive kind required here, simply do not exist. Yes, governments are sometimes, even often, up to no good, but in those cases, everybody knows about it, and it is at best, an open secret, like the machinations of Vladimir Putin. So, yes, we did land on the moon, and no, despite how fun it may be to watch and even secretly believe that pro wrestling is real, it’s not real, and further reality tv has almost nothing to do with actual reality. (If it did, why do reality shows have writers? Check the end credits.)
In the meantime, please, I’m begging you now, stop with the conspiracy theories about communist takeovers and mind control injections! I can’t believe I have to say this to you yet again, but none of that is true!!! Stop with the nonsense about masks, social distancing and restricting travel not really helping! The studies are clear. There isn’t any doubt in the mind of any sane person that these measures help. No, not even in the minds of the self-seeking public officials and internet hacks who are feeding you this nonsense! These measures work. These are facts! These facts may not be convenient for your lifestyle, but…tough shit! Be a responsible adult for heaven’s sake! Think about somebody else for a change! For the greater good, wear a mask, keep your distance, stay at home, and for God’s sake, get your vaccinations!
Okay, I’ve vented. Let’s deal with the sober issues concerning the less fortunate now. Let’s deal with the small businesses desperately trying to survive in this very difficult situation. How can we help them? Refer back to all of the above. And now apply it to these situations. What do the less fortunate need? Food, clothing, shelter, capital, employment. What’s standing in the way of this? To some extent Covid 19, to a much greater extent politics.
The same politics based in fear and wild baseless conjecture I mentioned above. The same kind of stupidity that has our stupid current President leading our courts on an absolutely baseless, stupid hunt for a conspiracy involving the election. A conspiracy that simply does not exist and never did or could. This reprehensible and painfully obvious attempt at political manipulation, this trivial pursuit of the truly lame Donald duck’s, is wasting our collective time and public funds which are desperately needed elsewhere, for…oh, I don’t know…Combatting Covid 19!!! and he is doing it solely and completely for his own benefit! Seriously? You can’t see that?
Look friends, fellow citizens, Donald Trump knows he lost the damned election! The clear minds in his party know he lost. Some have even had the temerity to admit it. But the lame duck President also knows the personal consequences and the legal ramifications for him and for his close associates, of his having lost. His great four year freak show/carnival ride, into which he packed many of us against our wills, is about to come to a dead stop right on him and he knows it. What he and his truly pathetic crew of right wing public officials are doing now, quite obviously and openly, with all this nonsense, is trying to save his own and their own sorry asses by enlisting you in an indefinite and interminable protest against a non-existent conspiracy. Please, I beg you, don’t listen!
And further, don’t listen to voices who say that we can’t afford, during the run of the pandemic, to give ordinary folks more money to pay their bills, or feed their kids. Don’t listen to voices who say we can’t afford to bail out small businesses or to compel corporations to contribute more financially to our society. The voices rising against such common sense measures are the voices of simple, blatant, naked greed and avarice. If we can afford to fund armies and technologies bent on the destruction of others, if we can afford to give tax incentives to corporations who shortchange their workers and misuse the environment, if we can fund myriad government programs and projects both necessary and unnecessary, we can certainly afford to use at least some of that money to help less fortunate people, and small businesses get through to the end of 2021! Those who say we can’t, are simply and blatantly, as I said, talking with the voice of greed. However they couch it, that’s what it’s really about. They don’t want to lose money from their massive stockpiles. They don’t want their fat cat friends who give them money to lose money. They want to maintain their obscene 1% lifestyles on the backs of the poor and destitute and they frankly don’t care much if the less fortunate are out on the streets or even dead. Privately, they even nod acquiescence and agreement to each other at Mar-a-Lago and other such resorts and estates, about the supposed secret truth which is neither, that the upper classes have deluded themselves into believing at least since the Roman empire: that some people simply must suffer in order for the rest of us to thrive. That, to my mind, is the most evil and self-serving lie of all. It’s not a secret that many people believe it, but it is very sad and telling.
I, for one, don’t believe that such claims are true. I never have. Such claims about the inevitability of poverty are a convenient, expedient way of rationalizing personal wealth and opulence. They are an open secret of the well-to-do. A belief that is obvious in the behaviors of many among the upper classes. If that sounds like a left wing conspiracy theory, let me just say that there is no conspiracy to perpetuate this lie. There doesn’t need to be, due to the perpetual existence of the human failings known as greed and avarice. And I suppose that’s a kind of code too. The current excuse for a President, who, with any luck, is soon to fade into the dark corners of history, has lived by this demented and obscene code his whole life. It’s a damnable lie consciously or, more likely, unconsciously focused on keeping the less fortunate in the gutter. It’s an ancient and persistent lie, as old as greed and older than civilization.
As I said, for more than 40 years I’ve been gifted with a different code for living, the one my parents and other significant adults passed on to me from their own experience and empathy. It is the converse of the beliefs of the worst of the wealthy. For over 30 years, in classrooms in this good peninsula, I’ve tried my humble and often faltering best to pass this code onto students, and many of them have listened. That’s where my hope lies. Not in me, but in all the others I’ve taught, and in all the other teachers in all walks of life who have likewise passed this code on. I believe that, in the end, we’ll win out. I think we’re headed, after Covid 19, towards a better world, but that doesn’t mean these old lies concerning the less fortunate, and the latest lies concerning the virus are going to die, at least not easily.
So, as my parents would say, “Do good. Be vigilant. Do onto others as you would have them do onto you. We’ll get through this together.”
The Nurse Tree
To the east and north of our camp, several hundred yards down the shoreline, there is a certain tree. Well, two trees really, but I call it one. I even have a name for it: “The Nurse Tree”. I thought about calling it “The Mother Tree”, but that seemed too all encompassing and a touch cliched. Something out of a Disney movie with Kate Blanchett doing voice overs. Anyway, the name “Nurse Tree” seemed more in line with what this tree, these trees do, are doing. And once anybody sees The Nurse Tree they can usually see exactly what I’m talking about.
Neither part of the Nurse Tree is very big. It is composed of a young birch, maybe 12 or 15 feet tall, growing out of the wrap around stump of a gnarled old maple, or possibly white pine, or even oak. I’m really not sure, maybe you can tell from the picture I’ve included here. I’d be delighted to know for certain if one of you naturalists can tell. Anyway, the long dead, or at least dying part of The Nurse Tree is only a root system and stump of a blackened old remnant, so it’s hard for me to tell what species it was or is, depending on how you look at life, death, and time. The living birch, some years ago, began growing directly out of the core of the old stump and now the stump appears, at least to me and others I’ve had look at The Nurse Tree, to be wrapping its old dead “arms” around this new life, bearing the young birch along, even in death. Eventually, if the birch lives long enough, it will likely uproot the old tree completely and the wrap around nurse will slowly fall away down the bank and into the lake.
Now, here’s my question: is this image, this scenario just a metaphor? Am I, by calling it “The Nurse Tree” reading something colorful and strangely beautiful about life and death overall into a simple confluence of a dead tree and a living one? That is, by mentioning how the dead tree seems to be wrapping its “arms” around the living one, nursing it in essence, to sustain, preserve, and protect this new life, am I sentimentalizing a simple biological process? Am I letting my emotions get carried away? Or is what I’m seeing with my heart reality?
You may argue that neither of these trees has any consciousness of how they appear, or any love for the other. Though some recent books and studies about the life of trees may or may not support your view. You may argue that emotion doesn’t enter into it in any form and that I’m just being a poet. I would argue that detaching the appearance as perceived by a person from the physical form of The Nurse Tree drains it of a truth which, to the human heart, is clearly there. And you may argue, if you’re a pure scientist, or just a no no-nonsense type of person generally, that the whole thing is silly and the dead material of one plant acts as sustenance and shelter for another plant, so what?
So, my question is, which view of The Nurse Tree is correct, accurate, right, true, reality?
Perspective shapes the nature of our reality. That’s a statement one can make about The Nurse Tree and life in general, no matter what one’s view. And then a series of questions rear up. If you take the scientific view and excise the emotional perception of the image you are certainly sticking to the facts, but are you sticking to the truth? If you take the more emotional view and see an image of love, sacrifice, empathy, and nurturing in The Nurse Tree, are you simply being a sentimental old sop, or are you sensing a sentience in the natural world that is essential to understanding what’s really going on.
I don’t know the answer to those questions. I can see it both ways, but I lean more towards a belief in actual sentience than in imaginative metaphor. In fact, I believe in sentient metaphor, that metaphor lives in truth in the universe. Maybe that belief is ludicrous, but it doesn’t seem so to me. In fact, denying what seems to me the obvious emotional connection here, between trees, and between these trees and the human observer, seems to me a kind of excising of the truth. An excising that may even be harmful to the way we behave in the natural world and in the world of human society.
I suppose, from a purely scientific viewpoint, one can see the connection between the two trees, acknowledge their interdependence and then stretch that acknowledgement out until it applies to all natural processes, and in that way be aware that one needs to tread lightly and observe as completely as possible wherever one goes. And that would certainly be a positive perception that could increase our chances of the survival of species including our own. But why exclude the heart? You may argue that getting emotionally involved blocks the way to seeing things as they actually are and may lead to decisions that don’t adhere to science. But I would then point out that without the intervention of the human heart, human beings through science, have made some pretty awful decisions including the atomic bomb, fracking, genocide, unnecessary and deeply harmful biological experiments on human beings and other animals, the hasty creation of destructive pesticides, need I go on? Someone’s counter argument would likely begin by pointing out all the wars and other violent insanities caused by the human heart down through all of history. Emotion, the argument would be, is the cause of much more havoc on Earth than logic has ever been. Then there would probably be a dismissive and sardonic use of the word “anthropomorphizing” echoing in the room. And it would likely be countered by a reference to “heartless scientists”. And neither would be exactly true. Neither would get us anywhere, and we’d be right in the center of where our whole society, our whole human world finds itself in this moment of history: at odds, with no way to resolve our differences.
Well, let me suggest a way. I didn’t come up with it alone, not by a long shot. As usual, I’m standing on the shoulders of giants. Two particular literary giants to be exact: John Keats and William Shakespeare. Keats, a phenomenal poet of the Romantic period who wrote “Ode on a Grecian Urn” and “To Autumn” among other life affirming, life changing poems, read Shakespeare and perceived something he called “negative capability”. He said Shakespeare was capable of an almost super human way of not having a fixed opinion on anything. He saw this in the Bard’s ability to speak in the voice of people from all walks of life and to view the same particular concern from not just two but multiple points of view. Shakespeare, Keats implied, saw the world as nebulous, multifaceted, gray. According to Keats Shakespeare saw plenty of reason to doubt our own perceptions and to, in fact, even revel in the doubt and mystery of life. That, according to Keats, is negative capability.
A scientific concept which I believe is akin to negative capability, and that is much in the news lately, is the thought experiment known as “Schrodinger’s Cat”.
“‘One can even set up quite ridiculous cases. A cat is penned up in a steel chamber, along with the following device (which must be secured against direct interference by the cat): in a Geiger counter, there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small, that perhaps in the course of the hour one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges and through a relay releases a hammer that shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. If one has left this entire system to itself for an hour, one would say that the cat still lives if meanwhile no atom has decayed. The first atomic decay would have poisoned it. The psi-function of the entire system would express this by having in it the living and dead cat (pardon the expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts.
“‘It is typical of these cases that an indeterminacy originally restricted to the atomic domain becomes transformed into macroscopic indeterminacy, which can then be resolved by direct observation. That prevents us from so naïvely accepting as valid a “blurred model” for representing reality. In itself, it would not embody anything unclear or contradictory. There is a difference between a shaky or out-of-focus photograph and a snapshot of clouds and fog banks.’
“Schrödinger’s famous thought experiment poses the question, “when does a quantum system stop existing as a superposition of states and become one or the other?” (More technically, when does the actual quantum state stop being a non-trivial linear combination of states, each of which resembles different classical states, and instead begin to have a unique classical description?) If the cat survives, it remembers only being alive. But explanations of the EPR experiments that are consistent with standard microscopic quantum mechanics require that macroscopic objects, such as cats and notebooks, do not always have unique classical descriptions. The thought experiment illustrates this apparent paradox. Our intuition says that no observer can be in a mixture of states—yet the cat, it seems from the thought experiment, can be such a mixture. Is the cat required to be an observer, or does its existence in a single well-defined classical state require another external observer? Each alternative seemed absurd to Einstein, who was impressed by the ability of the thought experiment to highlight these issues. In a letter to Schrödinger dated 1950, he wrote:
‘You are the only contemporary physicist, besides Laue, who sees that one cannot get around the assumption of reality, if only one is honest. Most of them simply do not see what sort of risky game they are playing with reality—reality as something independent of what is experimentally established. Their interpretation is, however, refuted most elegantly by your system of radioactive atom + amplifier + charge of gun powder + cat in a box, in which the psi-function of the system contains both the cat alive and blown to bits. Nobody really doubts that the presence or absence of the cat is something independent of the act of observation.’” (Wikipedia)
So, by using both the concept of negative capability, found in literature and the concept of Schrodinger’s Cat found in science, do we arrive at a way of viewing The Nurse Tree that keeps us squarely in the realm of quantifiable truth? I think the answer is yes, if the truth is doubt. We can acknowledge that doubt exists, that mystery exists, and that there is more than one viable way to look at some subjects, We can refrain from admonishing or even ridiculing someone who, in the case of such nebulous perceptions doesn’t happen to share our view or leaning. We can go even further in some cases and simply not have a leaning but acknowledge that, at least in some cases, more than one view is possible. We can try to see a given circumstance from multiple angles, as Keats claims and a close reading of Shakespeare seems to indicate, the Bard did.
Examining one’s perception of the Nurse Tree may be a start to comprehending the natural world, and the societal world as well, in a way that will keep us all from being at constant odds.
Then again, it may not…
This is Not Normal
This is not normal! And I’m tired of one disturbing trend I’m already seeing as we deal with the virus. It’s not that everybody is working from home, huddling by their computers and TV’s, texting, Skypeing their friends and making other technological adjustments to make this as much like things used to be as possible. I get all that. It’s inevitable and necessary. But some people are going further, they’re saying that this will be the new normal. They’re already half way to saying to their kids, “Well, you know, it used to be that other way, but now it’s going to be this way from now on.”
No! Damnit! Don’t do that! Don’t pretend normalcy to your kids. Don’t pretend to your friends and family, to yourself that this is normal. This is not “the new normal” this is not normal! We’re going to go back to normal. We’re going to get back to hugs of relative strangers, handshaking, lively conversations with more than ten of your friends back together closely feeling each other’s breath, even sweat and perfume, at a bar table or a big table at your home. We’re going to get back to class reunions, family reunions, ballgames, plays, ski vacations, lying out at the beach with a big crowd of other sunbathers. We’re going to do that all again, and we’re going to prepare so that we never wind up where we are now again.
But, in the meantime.
Don’t try to make this normal! It’s not normal for someone to text you that they managed to get on the last flight out of Europe just before the military and police shut everything down in Spain. It’s not normal for you to hold conversations with the neighbors, as you stand on your porch and they out in the street. It’s not normal for your friend to call you from the outskirts or Portland, Oregon and tell you that he and the emergency vehicles are the only ones left on the road. It’s not normal for dolphins to swim in the channels of Venice, wild boars to roam Italian village streets, for ducks to swim in Rome’s fountains, for friends to plan virtual gatherings, for kids to miss out on basketball tournaments, hockey games, speech, music, and theatre performances and a million other opportunities they’ve been looking forward to all year, maybe most of their lifetimes. And please, please, don’t try to make it normal or IT WILL BECOME NORMAL! For now we have to be content with half measures that underscore that this isn’t normal. HAVE TO. That is the only reason why we are settling for less. Use technology to enable contact. Don’t use it to simulate normalcy. Don’t say things like, “It’s just like being in the room with you.” It isn’t. That’s a lie. Don’t do that or you’ll start gaslighting yourself. And it will become normal.
Hang in there through all the unpleasantness. Be kind to everyone you contact. Ask them how they’re doing. Promise them every time you talk to them that it isn’t always going to be this way. Be kind to those who are confined with you. Yes, I said, “confined” in the sense of against our wills, because that’s the deal. We are being forced to live in a way that inhibits our freedoms drastically. And apologize to those in confinement with you when you lose it, or come a little unglued, that’s inevitable too. Make the absolute best of a bad situation, but don’t try to pretend for the sake of those you love, or anybody else, that this is normal.
Now, there are good signs. Yes, you read that right too. There are good signs. In the city where this all started, there were no new cases today. That signals something. Not the end of this. Not even the beginning of the end of this, but as Churchill said during World War II, “the end of the beginning.” What’s more, in this polarized country, due to this awful phenomenon, the ice is starting to melt. Yes, there’s still grousing and nonsense going on, but things, out of absolute necessity, things that maybe should have been done long before this virus, are starting to happen. Good things. People, for whatever reasons, convoluted political machinations or no, are beginning to be truly served. Yes, it’s only a beginning, and yes people are going to suffer in many ways for a while in every way people can suffer, but people on this planet have been through much worse than what lies before us, over and over, many times and have survived and thrived. We can do that too.
Keep love in your heart and compassion in your words. Look reality in the face, don’t sugarcoat it. Tell everyone who will listen that this is not normal. Tell tales of times before the virus. With the promise that it will be that way again. Create art and share it for free. Love your brothers and sisters, keep the faith in any way that seems to make sense to you and allow others to do so as they choose as well. We’re going to get through this.
All will be well and all manner of things will be well.
How Big is Space? How Long Is Time?
On Sept. 5 1977 Voyager 1 was launched from Earth. I was 18. I was just starting my freshman year at Olivet College. Though I’d always been interested in space travel, astronauts, NASA in general, I was so busy, anxious, enamored, mortified, and intrigued with my new life, that I doubt I noticed the launch. In the intervening years between then and now, while I and everyone else on Earth was waking and sleeping, loving, learning, walking, running, crying, laughing, hugging, working, eating, breathing, fighting, reconciling, or just sharing quiet moments; in the time it took me to go from the prime of my youth to the edge of my old age, Voyager has been constantly traveling. Voyager has traveled beyond the solar system and into interstellar space.
In 43 years the little craft has traveled literally billions of miles, catalogued the behaviors of planets and moons, discovered new worlds, quite literally, and traveled farther than any other man-made object in all of history. By coincidence for me, as I was saying, it has also traversed my time from youth to age, and now is in the outer reaches where there is little left to catalogue and discover, not much left to do. Still, both Voyager and I keep recording and sending information to all interested parties. It collects and stores its findings on eight track tape, the pinnacle of technology when it was launched. I write these words using the storehouse of a decidedly 20th century brain, used to the lovely dust of old libraries, and wondrous ancient kindly tactile volumes, but now slowly adjusting to cell phones and lap tops and, to some extent, even more advanced technologies.
And on we go.
Voyager travels a bit faster than I do. Voyager speeds along at 38,000 miles per hour. How fast is that? If you’re from the U.P. you’ll probably be impressed by the following touchstone: at 38,000 mph, if Voyager were traveling from Marquette to Sault Ste. Marie (The Soo), it would cover that distance in five seconds. Take a breath and think that one over. That distance takes three or four hours to travel in a car going 60 or faster. On foot, at a good clip, a week or more. Okay, now imagine you are standing somewhere on M-28 between those two U.P. communities and Voyager passes you at 38,000 mph. What would you see? Nothing. You would see nothing. By coincidence, 38,000 mph is almost exactly the speed at which something passing you becomes invisible to the human eye. What kind of noise would it make? Well, traveling through space, Voyager makes literally no noise at all, but traveling through the atmosphere at that pace? God knows. There wouldn’t be time for a Doppler Shift I wouldn’t think. Sonic booms? Seems almost superfluous. A millisecond of high pitched whistling? More like a less than momentary beep or squeak? I really don’t know. Anyway, like so much of this space-time stuff, it boggles the mind. At least my pretty unscientific and emotional mind.
What’s more, by the pace of modern space probes, Voyager is slow. The fastest, recently launched space probes speed along at 155,000 miles per hour. That’s okay. Voyager probably doesn’t mind. It has long since far exceeded the expectations and limits set for its mission. A good old technological soul, it keeps on transmitting anyway. It takes about 20 minutes for the latest data to reach Earth from Voyager. Earth: now a pinprick of light in the distance.
There is a NASA website that chronicles Voyager’s mission in real time numbers. You should see those numbers spinning as Voyager speeds along further into the cosmic darkness! Go ahead and look it up. It’s worth seeing. It gives you some perspective. I’ll wait:
Now here’s some more perspective. The closest star to Sol, our star, the one we call “The Sun”, is Alpha Centauri which is about 4.5 lightyears away. As you probably know, light travels at 186,000 miles per second. So much faster than seemingly speedy little Voyager, that the plucky craft might as well not be traveling at all. How big are the distances between stars? This closest one, which is actually a triumvirate of stars including Alpha Centauri, Alpha B or Toliman, and Proxima Centauri, is so far away that it takes light four and a half years to get there.
That doesn’t seem so long? Okay, let’s put that in perspective. First of all, we can’t now, and probably won’t be able for a good long while yet, to travel anywhere near the speed of light. Had our plucky little friend Voyager been sent on a mission to Alpha Centauri today, traveling at its accustomed speed, it would arrive there in the year 90,220 A.D. Yes, it would take Voyager, a craft so fast that if it passed you, it would be invisible, 90,000 years to get there! How long is 90,000 years? Okay, Jesus was born just over 2,000 years ago. The pyramids were built 4,500 years ago. The faintest beginnings of human civilization that archeologists can trace date to about 80,000 years ago. A time so long ago, that if we were to go back there and meet our ancestors we would seem to them like magicians from another world in every word we said, in every action we took, in every simple and complex piece of technology we possess. If Voyager had headed off on a mission to the nearest star at the time of those very faint beginnings of that tribal life on Earth, say the year 78,000 B.C,. it would currently still be 100 long lifetimes away from arrival at Alpha Centauri.
And that is the distance to the nearest of our stellar neighbors.
The distances to other stars are so great that it would be a waste of time to even try to create familiar scenarios so that our minds could make sense of them. And I hesitate to even mention this, but the distance between most galaxies? Clusters and spirals of billions of stars? Galaxies which contain mind numbing stretches of nothing within them? The inner distances so great that one errant galaxy can travel through another without really causing much upset to the stars or planets? The separations, the voids between these galaxies, in a universal sense? Those great intergalactic blacknesses between light? Those distances are, for the most part, so great that they are quite simply beyond all human imagining. They may as well not even be real for all the good it does our brains. But they are. The distances between galaxies are so great that the distance I’ve just mentioned to our nearest stellar neighbor, 90,000 years distant at 38,000 mph, is, comparatively, zero or less than zero.
Any fantasies anybody has ever had about interstellar or intergalactic space travel are just that and will likely remain that for so long a time, that the very concept is like the wishful thinking of tiny children wishing on a star. Unless we find a way to alter reality, and, it’s true, we have done that before, in a flash known as the splitting of the atom, and in other experiments and technologies since, the unintended results of which currently threaten to wipe us from the face of our little planet. So, we’re either going to die at the hands of what we unleash trying to discover a way to cover those distances, against all odds overcome our insanities as we wield those new discoveries, or simply not discover anything of the the kind, in which case we’re going to be waiting a while.
Here we are in the immensity. Here we are in the infinity.
Gloomy, huh? Or awe inspiring, depending on how you look at it.
In either case, it does make a person feel pretty small.
On the other hand…
A human being, a writer; one with a less than scientific mind by any stretch, (ask my high school math and science teachers who taught me back before the launch of Voyager), just related all of this information and perspective about space-time to you; another human being, a reader. Both of us are standing on the shoulders of giants, great human intellects, who came before us. And they too were only tiny people on a speck in space, but they were capable of conceiving of the basic nature of the universe. That’s encouraging, right?
Now, prepare for another little shock. Everything I’ve just told you, is in all likelihood wrong. And not wrong just in small factual ways, but wrong in big conceptual ways. Science is nearly always wrong. What do I mean? Look at the science of only a few hundred years ago. The beliefs of the best minds. What we now see as incorrect, naive, even superstitious beliefs about space and time, about biology, about geography, about movements, actions, reactions, human psychology. Oh, some of the concepts are still around, still seemingly valid. But the more people study these things, the more they disprove previous theories until the theories of the past are largely debunked and we’re on to the latest inaccuracies.
Discouraging, huh? Humbling? Yeah. But that’s how it all works.
But one more question: how are we going to know anything unless we try? And even that question is superfluous. I mean, we’re not going to stop trying, right? It’s in us. And in the cosmic sense, that’s kind of quaint, cute, even inspiring.
What’s more, we can still laugh. In all this immensity and infinity. We can still laugh.
And that is endlessly, infinitely, encouraging.
The Story Behind Huck
People pick up my first novel, Winter Heart, after spotting the picture of the dog on the cover, and that’s what they say. I knew the dog on the cover of that book very well. He knew me better. Knew my mind and heart, even when I didn’t. He was cute the way old grizzled men with soft hearts are cute. When you look at the cover of Winter Heart he’s right there looking you in the face with that friendly, wise, empathetic expression. He seems to say “Come on along! I’m going your way.” And people do, often by buying the book. He’s pretty hard to resist.
Let me tell you about the dog. First, though, I’d better tell you about the day that photo was taken. It was years before I had even conceived of Winter Heart or any of the other Hunter Lake Books. I was still teaching school full time and I had a few days of break in winter. I was snowshoeing across the ice of the lake where our camp is towards the channel where it joins into the muddy finger where I’ve duck hunted and canoed for over fifty years. The dog, Huckleberry, a chocolate labrador, was nine, his young ward, Tom Sawyer, also a chocolate lab, was about two. Huck was lumbering along; he was a very big dog: a head and a half taller than most labs and carried at times, as much as 130 pounds. The pup, Tom was flying about hither and yon, but old Huck was just trotting beside me. He knew right where we were headed and nothing in the environment was new to him.
I was taking pictures with my new cell phone. A fairly recent acquisition that I was not all that happy about owning, but I thought if I had the damned thing, I might as well take some pictures of the place I love best and of my dogs out in the elements. I took a break, I think for water, and set my trekking poles aside. Huck was right there, and I simply called out his name. He looked up with that endearing, ageless look of his and I snapped the shot. When I looked at the picture later, it registered with me that the image captured him well. Amiable, funny, wise, rugged. He was all those things and more. That image was in storage on my phone for years until my publishing partner and editor Matt Dryer asked me if I had any good pictures of Huck. I said I did, sent it his way, and it became the cover. Three years later, and five years after my old canine friend passed away, it’s still stopping people to look up at bookstore shelves. Put succinctly, Huck was an amazing character and you could tell that just by looking at him once. Everyone who ever met him felt that way, even people who don’t particularly care for dogs. He had an aura as they say. Irresistible.
I have more stories about Huck than about some people I’ve known for 50 years. Here are a few:
For years, I’d been the one to pick out our new puppies. We always have hunting dogs and I’m the hunter in the family. My theory always had been to pick out the most “spirited” puppy in the litter, the one who was driving all the other puppies crazy, with the theory that, such a pup would make a big energetic hunter. Well…it was a theory. I clearly didn’t see the obvious implications that if you pick out the most obnoxious puppy, he or she will turn out…um…obnoxious. That, though we have always loved all of our dogs and wouldn’t have traded any of them, has proven to be the case more than once. So, this time, perhaps just for variety, I asked my wife Deb, whose family had been raising dogs forever, to pick out the pup. In fact, I didn’t even go along on the trip. I asked her just to get a pup without telling me that she was doing so. “Surprise me,” I said. I was away at hunting camp when Deb and my sons, Tag and Pat, then in their early teens, went to see a litter of labs.
As Deb describes it, there was a big heap of puppies crawling all over each other and wrestling around right in the middle of the room. Had I been there, I likely would have picked out the squirmiest, goofiest one in the pile. But Deb had her eyes immediately on the enormous brown pup who was peacefully sleeping under the stairs. She reached in and pulled him out. He was friendly enough, and gave kisses all around, but made it clear, which was a sign of things to come, that he would prefer to go back to sleep at that particular time.
Unlike any other pup Deb or I have ever brought home, he barely whined at all about leaving the others, and slept in the car all the way to our house. This was one mellowed out dude. This, was Huck.
The next day I arrived home having forgotten all about the fact that, at some point soon, we were likely to have a new puppy. It was a warm October Sunday and I, as usual, was full of stories from hunting camp, running my mouth instead of looking around me. Deb was there at the back door of our house with a Mona Lisa smile on her face. So engrossed was I in my own story telling, that I didn’t even catch on to the fact that something was definitely up. I just stood there, blathering away, and waving my arms in the air to illustrate my narratives as usual. I barely felt the gentle nudging at my feet, but it was persistent and finally, I looked down.
Oh, there he was.
I sat down and watched Huck tugging at my boot laces. He was a sturdy, rounded, sizable ball of brown fur. Then I picked him up and he looked me right in the eye, volunteering a friendly lick or two. I couldn’t talk for a moment.
“Here you are,” I said, finally. Then I looked up at Deb and we both smiled.
Minnesota, our aging yellow lab, wasn’t crazy about Huck. She wasn’t crazy about puppies generally. She was pretty indifferent to Huck’s entreaties for instruction. Huck was no fool, far from it, and learned the lesson that Sota, while never harsh to him, was never going to be his big friend and that he would have to go his own way. But, Huck was smart enough to watch her as we went on daily walks, and he learned a lot through the Fall and Winter and into the following summer. One thing he learned from Sota, was that berries along the trail, were very good. He learned to sample the small wild strawberries, the blueberries, the blackberries. And one day, that I don’t specifically remember, he found a patch of, you guessed it, huckleberries. For the next 12 or 13 years, he sought that place during every walk to check for ripeness. It was his very favorite berry patch. One of his favorite things in life. I loved to see him stop there and find them. He always knew just where they were.
One Sunday out at the lake, my mother, who lived in the house at the top of the hill above the camp until she passed on Mother’s Day 2008, decided to use the blackberries from her patch on the lakeshore to make a blackberry pie for my sons, Debbie and me. While Debbie was still sleeping and the boys and I were away for a while, she secreted it down to the front room of the family camp and placed it on the edge of the dining room table. The only witness to the careful placing of this gift of familial love was Huck.
Now Huck wasn’t a dog to take things off tables or counters. He was a follower of rules, a being of solid social behavior, but what a temptation for a berry loving dog! I can only imagine the inner struggle he must have had before his baser instincts took over.
And so it was, that when Deb awoke and walked out to the front room to take a look at how the day was developing out on the lake, she found Huck with both paws up on the table, one on each side of the pie, and his face jowl deep in blackberries. She says, he turned to her, berries dripping from his mouth with a look of bewilderment at his own indiscretion as though he were saying, “Um…oh…I’ve got nothing. No reasonable explanation, but this is so good!
Right from the time that Huck first came home with Deb and the boys we were struck by the size of his paws. At first we thought that he just, for some reason had outsized paws and that no lab could ever actually match the proportions of those massive appendages by becoming equally big elsewhere. Little did we know. Huck was a giant as I’ve mentioned, but even at full size his paws still were the most outsized part of him. And he knew how to use them.
One way in which they came into play was a behavior that we came to call “the paw”. When Huck wanted something, to go outside, to be fed, to alert us to some impending minor disaster, or simply some attention, he would walk to wherever you were sitting and place his enormous right paw on your knee or lap, setting it there with alacrity. There was no doubt when he did this that your services were being called upon. If you tried to placate him by taking his paw off your lap or knee or by patting his paw or head, he would simply raise it and replace it again until you responded to his summons.
When you looked down into that so expressive face, the expression would be straightforward and declarative and would get across the idea of need without any pathetic pleading as some more fawning dogs do. It was as though he were saying to you, in the manner of a no nonsense and very masculine workman, “Hey, got a minute?”
One of my most endearing memories of Huck involving the paw came one rainy summer day at the camp when my sister-in-law Ann was putting together a puzzle. Huck was still just a pup and he had been enjoying Ann’s attentions as she absently patted his head while trying to figure out where to place the next puzzle piece. After a while she quit petting Huck and was just reaching out to place the next piece. Huck, who was missing the attention, decided to take matters into his own…paw. He reached out with that massive right appendage and placed it decisively right in the middle of the puzzle scattering pieces everywhere! Simultaneously he looked Ann right in the face as she turned to him astonished with an expression, I swear of whimsical mischief. Ann couldn’t help laughing.
“This dog, has personality!” she said.
He also had a sense of humor, which was frequently on display, most often when he would “help” anyone attempting to put on their shoes by placing either his paw or a wet nose right in the middle of the proceedings. He also loved to do this during my morning back stretches when I lie full out on the floor. It was hard to be mad at him, because you could tell that he loved this joke, and your frustrations with his intrusions by paw or nose only made him enjoy it more.
Huck very seldom lost his composure, or behaved in any way like a silly pup, but there was one exception: his girlfriend, Sundance. Sundance was a very sweet natured yellow lab belonging to a family friend, Nancy. Together Sundance and Nancy were frequently on walks around our home town of Diorite at the same time that we were out and about with Huck.
Upon the sight of Sundance, who was many years his senior, old enough to be his grandmother really, Huck would come completely unglued. He would whine pathetically, and pull at the leash so hard that it was all I could do to hold him back.
For perspective, I’m six foot one and well over two hundred pounds. When Huck would get a chance to rub noses with Sundance, it was quite clear that his love was unrequited. Sundance was polite, but firm. “Get a hold of yourself, puppy!” she seemed to communicate. And Huck would obey, as it would be bad manners not to do so.
One day Deb was walking Huck down the railroad tracks near our home and Huck spotted Sundance and Nancy on the tracks ahead. Without thinking he surged forward, and pulled poor Deb down! Before Deb could admonish him, Huck, who had gotten the leash free from Deb’s hands, stopped right where he was and turned to look at Deb. Deb says that his expression was all guilt and remorse. He sat quietly and humbly waiting for Deb to get back up, quite ashamed of what love had caused him to do.
Those of you who have read Winter Heart already know the story I’m about to tell, as it is recounted in the novel, exactly as it happened in real life. I always tell all those who ask me how closely the characters of Hunter, Hunter Lake and environs who appear in Winter Heart, Summer Rounds, and all the subsequent books in the Hunter Lake Series, are based on actual people in my life, that the only non-fictional characters in the books are the dogs. What they do in the books, in all but a very few exceptional cases, actually happened in real life.
One day I decided to venture out from camp and go on a walk all the way around the lake with Huck. This is a journey of about four hours down two tracks and deer paths, with some fairly serious bushwhacking thrown in for good measure. We were in the home stretch skirting the southwest edge of the lake on an old logging road. Huck was behind me scoping out some particularly interesting smells, which should have tipped me off, but didn’t, when I came around a heavily wooded corner to come face to face with a female moose.
She was tall! Very tall and rangy. Fairly young I think, but plenty intimidating. I looked right up into her muzzle with my mouth hanging open. There was not a thought in my head other than something like, “Well…that’s a moose!” I stood there paralyzed, not so much by fear, I think, as astonishment.
Huck was gripped by no such hesitation. As the moose began to paw the ground to make clear to me that she was about to lower the boom if I didn’t get away from her this instant, Huck roared up from behind on a dead sprint, a true rarity for that very deliberate dog, all barks and righteous rage.
Now, it was the moose’s turn for astonishment. I don’t think she had any idea what to make of this icon of all that is good, and noble, and fierce and canine. Did she think of him as a wolf? I don’t know, but I do know this, she was completely intimidated.
She started to turn, no easy feat for the animal equivalent of a Greyhound bus, but when she did she ran in the opposite direction into the woods as fast as she could go with Huck in full pursuit!
When I at last came to myself I called out frantically to him, and he, reluctantly turned back to me and came over. I put him, my hands shaking, on his leash and stood breathing for a moment my heart slamming against the lining of my chest.
When I thought about it later, I laughed. The moose could have clobbered Huck, easily I think.
She was five times his size. But Huck did not share this opinion. Though he was not one to swagger, he was full of quiet self assurance. He just assumed it went without saying that he was the baddest creature on the shores of the lake, or anywhere else for that matter, and when the moment arose, he would assert what he assumed was this undeniable fact.
We walked on down that two track following the widely spaced tracks of the running moose which disappeared into the woods. I thought we’d seen the last of her, but about fifteen minutes later, here she was again, standing in the road. This time, a leashed Huck didn’t even venture a bark, he simply eyed her decisively as if to say, “Do you need to be taught a lesson again?” She did not.
She walked decisively into the woods and stopped to watch us pass. Huck did not bother to have another look in her direction as we did so. Order had been restored, a usurper’s nervy assertion, quelled.
Huck was also a wonderful hunting dog, especially for ducks, which I will touch on later, but one morning as I was walking in the dark eastward towards where I had stashed my canoe near the channel between the big lake and the muddy finger where my duck blind is, Huck had an encounter with some denizens of the shoreline.
I was wearing all of my hunting gear, with my shotgun slung over my shoulder and had not turned on my headlamp as the shoreline during this low water year was quite sandy and firm and I had come to know my way pretty well around its obstacles even in the dark. At this early hour I was quite content to stroll along rather absently with thoughts of the upcoming hunt animating my imagination. So, I was pretty taken aback when I suddenly heard a god awful caterwauling just ahead.
Huck was scouting up the shoreline just a few yards to the east right at the very spot from which the awful sound, now suddenly joined by the baritone roaring of what I could only assume was a bear. What in the world? Were a bobcat and a bear going at it up there? And my poor dog was right in the middle of it?
I quickly switched on my headlamp, but the illumination only led to more astonishment. There stood Huck, the legendary right paw raised, the left paw firmly planted on the sand in front of him. Two feet in front of him were two snarling raccoons. This wasn’t going to be pretty.
Suddenly one coon made a feint in Huck’s direction; that’s when a truly amazing thing happened. The paw went into action! Like a bear, Huck took a massive swipe at the coon, catching it along the side of the head and shoulder and launching the poor critter into space to sommersault and crash high on the sandy bank just below the birch trees at the edge of the woods.
The second coon suddenly stopped its caterwauling, but Huck, the source of the ursine roaring, did not stop his threatening. He stood thrashing his mighty right paw through the air in front of the second raccoon again and again as if to say, “Come on you little son of a bitch! You want a piece of me? Come and get it!”
The second raccoon had seen enough and quickly joined his befuddled friend, as they fled into the woods.
And speaking of bears, it was probably inevitable that Huck would eventually encounter one. Truth? I think that on a great many walks with me he probably encountered them while he was off in the woods scouting out our surroundings. He probably reached many detentes with them, coyotes, wolves, whatever else resided nearby so that I could pass in peace. I came to understand as he grew older, that there was very little in the woods surrounding our camp at the lake, or the woods surrounding our home in Diorite, that Huck did not know all about.
There was more than one time, though, as with the raccoons and the moose, when Huck’s encounters with wildness became ours as well. One such time, as my wife tells it, came at the very doorway of our camp. It was the middle of the night and Deb, at camp alone for a few days was letting Huck out the back door.
Huck was getting older by then and walked half away up the hill on the two track as Deb wandered a few steps off the porch to look at the impossibly bright stars unencumbered by electric light on this chilly late summer night. Suddenly she heard, from up the hill, the metallic grunt of what she would later realize was a bear, that strange woof they make, which most folks never hear and would not recognize.
As suddenly, Deb says, she was being pushed back towards the cabin door. It was Huck giving her the shoulder, as he often did to get us going in the direction he thought was best. Such nudges from so strong and substantial a dog were pretty hard to ignore, and before she knew it Deb found herself back at the camp door. Once Huck got her there, he turned in the direction of the invisible bear, who apparently was coming closer, then looked up at her in the darkness as if to say, “You need to go inside, now!” Deb did, and Huck backed his way inside behind her, quite ready to head off any rush the bear might make from out of the darkness.
Another time, near our house in Diorite, Huck and I were out for one of our early morning walks in the dark. We had just crossed the railroad trestle that bridges a small creek a hundred yards from our house and were moving on down the grade towards the woods when, not ten feet from us, just to our south at the bottom of the grade at the edge of some marginal wetlands, a wolf cut loose with an absolutely full throated howl.
My head swung instinctively in his direction and I could see him there sitting back on his haunches cutting loose. Huck and I watched, then, as the wolf, sensing us, quickly jerked his silhouetted head in our direction and then, even more quickly, and seemingly without movement, disappeared into the woods to the south.
The two of us stood watching the darkness for a moment. At last Huck looked up at me. I couldn’t see his face, but I could guess at it. “Yup, buddy,” I said, “that was something.”
Huck was known for some howling of his own, but only for a very specific and practical reason and never out of complaint or woe. Huck’s howling was nearly always at me, and was meant to deliver a message through a very effective form of long distance communication. The message was simple: You forgot me.
One time in particular comes to mind. I had bought a kayak, with the idea of using it to explore some little traveled alcoves of the muddy fingers of the lake. Huck and I were heading to camp alone. I knew up front that I would not be able to take Huck with me in the new kayak. The tiny boat was simply too small for the two of us. My theory was that I’d get up early, take Huck for a long walk, then bring him back to camp where he could take his morning nap while I went out in the kayak.
It wasn’t a good theory.
By the time I had passed the last of the lake cabins on my way east, I could hear Huck’s full throated howl emanating from one of the open screened windows of the front room.
“Oh,” I thought, “he’ll stop after while once he realizes I’m not coming back right away.”
By the time I reached the channel, the howling had become more insistent and constant. I sighed and turned back. In the mean time, my brother Tim, who was visiting with my mother in her house up on the hill above camp, heard Huck’s howling, and thinking something must be pretty wrong to get the old canine warrior so stirred up, made his way quickly down to the camp, opened the front door and found Huck hunched and howling out the window.
“What’s up, Huck?” he asked.
Huck walked over to Tim tail wagging and gave his usual friendly greeting. Then, Tim says, he turned away, went back to the window and continued howling. Tim walked to the window and stood behind Huck, eventually spotting the returning kayak.
“Well,” Tim said to Huck as he headed for the door and back up toward’s Mom’s house, “enjoy!”
Tim knew Huck well enough by then to realize that there was nothing he could do to make Huck stop once he had chosen his course of action.
For Most of Huck’s life, he duck hunted with me. He was a phenomenal retriever. He was undaunted by rain, snow, ice, high winds, and battling ducks and geese. I saw him break ice with his massive paws without missing a swimming stroke. I saw him sit calmly and patiently while covered with ice late in the season, not a shiver in sight.
The one drawback to duck hunting with Huck was that when his massive frame hit the lake’s surface a monumental amount of water, following Newton’s law of action and reaction, was displaced. You were best advised to keep your distance. This was true during duck hunting and also during his favorite summer pastime of launching himself from the end of the dock after tennis balls, an activity he loved almost as much as duck hunting, and which delighted me, Debbie, our sons, and numerous other friends and family.
But back to the hunting season. We have several blinds from which we hunt at the lake, but Huck’s favorite, and certainly one of mine was a little island just off the southeastern shore of the larger muddy finger we call “Mud Lake”. The island’s location was particularly good for early season hunts when the west wind caused numerous duck flybys and decoying from the east.
The island, which is only big enough to support a couple of small tamarack trees, some scrub brush and peat moss, and a hunter or two, was later christened Huck’s Island. It is called so by family members to this day. One of the features of Huck’s Island, which made it so conducive to hunting was a little divide down its middle which offered retrievers easy access to both the lake and the land both on the way out and back in.
One late fall day, the weather was blustery with the wind building and swirling from the northwest. Huck and I had staked out Huck’s Island and were hoping for flocks of late season ducks including goldeneyes, and the jet planes of the duck world, buffleheads. We weren’t disappointed.
We had already managed to down a few, when a single buffle suddenly appeared just off the end of the island, I didn’t even have time to stand and simply ripped off a single shot, the duck dropping just off the end of the island. Before I could even call out, “Bring!” the command I use to call for a retrieve, Huck had leaped down the little channel, hit the water, fetched the duck, returned and deposited the bird at my feet. He was already looking out at the lake for other quarry, when I realized there was a bird in the blind.
During duck season we use several different boats depending on the number of hunters, and the weather conditions. Among them are Tim’s pontoon boat, my canoe, and the family 16 foot open boat propelled by a ten horse motor.
This latter boat was not Huck’s favorite. And because I came to care for him so much, among other reasons, I eventually quit using it as a hunting boat.
My brother Tim, who has a unique phrase and a description for everything, watched Huck in the boat once or twice and called it in his version of Huck’s voice, “Slippery Shiny”
“Don’t like Sippery Shiny!” he would say in a craggy old hunter voice which was a dubbing for Huck. The canine comedy routine was apt, poor Huck just could not get good footing on the metal and inevitably ended up sliding back and forth as we crossed the lake, occasionally looking up with stares of unmistakable annoyance.
Slippery Shiny had to go. And so Huck and I opted for the canoe, where he would sleep contentedly in the darkness of early morning on the way to the blind, and in the darkness of early evening after a full day on the lake hunting.
Truth be told, after he got the hang of hunting, which was almost right away, Huck frequently slept in the blind until the guns went off. Then would dognap between retrieves without missing a beat. He also learned that just because the guns were going off didn’t mean that we were actually hitting anything, so unless he saw something fall he would always glance up at me as if to say, “So, Beeg, how we shooting today? Did you hit anything?” He was also not above admonishing me with a similar look when I missed what was clearly an easy shot.
One February when Huck was seven or eight my friend Tom Hall and I headed over to camp for a skiing weekend. We took a cross country ski tour of the whole lake, all around the main body, the bay and both muddy fingers. It was a lovely, cold crystal blue day and nothing could spoil it, or so I thought.
About three quarters of the way back from what we call “Little Mud Lake” the southwestern most of muddy fingers, we crossed an underwater spring, with Huck in the lead and the big guy went through! I got up close, remaining on my skis then stretching out and helping the big guy, who was far from panicked, only rather perturbed, out of the water. The temperature was around zero and he quickly iced up. He was coated in fact, his fur as frozen as any block in a gas station freezer.
If anyone was panicked it was me, as I called to Huck and skied frantically back across the lake with Huck trailing me at an only slightly above leisurely pace. I got him back inside the camp and near a fire and he quickly thawed out, dried and went to sleep. The fallout from what for another dog might have been a traumatic experience? Nothing, until one day the next winter when Tom Hall and I with Huck were crossing Munising Bay, again on skis headed for Grand Island.
It was March and the ice was to be honest, a little marginal, giving way to pools of slush here and there. We had been skiing for the better part of a half hour when I suddenly heard Tom Hall laughing next to me and looked over to see him watching Huck behind us. The big dog was looking up at him with a wary expression on his face, his enormous feet were spread wide, like flippers with the typical lab webbing between the toes. It was clear, that while Huck wasn’t afraid of much, his experience falling through the ice had also taught him not to be a damned fool like some humans he knew.
During the last year of her life, my mother, the old English teacher, who has a much longer story all her own, well worth the telling, was under hospice care at home. To spell the nurses, my three brothers, my sister, my sisters-in-law, Debbie and I took turns staying at Mom’s house on the hill. It was a deeply profound experience for all involved, even Huck. If Huck didn’t have a special place in my mother’s aging heart before this incident, he certainly did after.
It was my weekend alone with Mom and I’d been busy caregiving throughout it. At last, a moment arrived when I had time to sneak upstairs for a shower while Mom slept. I hustled upstairs leaving the bathroom door ajar in case Mom called. I had not taken into account that the noise of the shower might drown out her by now feeble voice. I had been in the shower only a few minutes, when the bathroom door flew open impacting hard against the wall behind and I saw through the beveled glass of the shower, Huck, his eyes wide, staring right at me.
I shut off the water and then could hear my mother calling for me, by the time I was out of the shower, Huck was at the top of the stairs waiting expectantly for me. As it turned out, Mom was only in need of a glass of water, but Huck kept close watch on her from that time on. I found it incredibly touching, that my mother, no big fan of dogs, could be seen frequently after that moment reaching out to pet Huck.
As anybody who knows me knows, I have been an actor as well as a teacher and writer on and off since high school. Along the way I’ve been in and directed many plays. By the time Huck came into my life, I was in the middle of my work as a high school and community theatre drama director. As most actors know, plays not infrequently call for a bit with a dog. Huck was handy, and though considerably bigger than most dogs in plays, he was a natural.
His first work was as the dog in a high school production of Midsummer Night’s Dream. He wore the wreath and the moon around his neck, schmoozed with the actors back stage and delighted the audience. One elementary school audience so loved him, in fact, that they demanded to see him more closely during the talkback session. So, I walked him down from the stage and down the center aisle. You would have thought Mr. Rogers himself was in the house the way the kids flocked to him, and he took it all in, licking hands, rubbing his enormous head against hugging kids.
Later he was cast in a couple of plays at the Frazier Boathouse Theatre in Marquette. During one lull between scenes, my actor friends Rob, Rusty, and I were back stage jawing about this and that and in the process had lost track of where we were in the play. Huck hadn’t. Like most labradors, Huck was good at picking out key words and he knew the line for our entrance. He stood behind the flat door waiting for us less focused actors to pick up the fact that we had missed our cue.
During a production of my play Lake Stories the prequel to all of the Hunter Lake Books, Huck and I had a scene wherein I had a long speech and he was to sit and listen.
Some nights during the production Huck picked that moment for a good roll and belly rub, which managed to steal any juice I had from the heart-felt speech I was rendering. On another very special night, Huck sat absolutely still and listened. The audience was very much with us and one audience member about five rows back leaned forward causing a sharp creaking from his or her theatre seat, coinciding almost exactly with the end of my speech, which showed the character to be a little out there. When the creak sounded, Huck, as though doing a take to the audience on my insanity, reacted to the sound by turning directly to the crowd with raised ears and eyebrows. It brought down the house.
Afterward, an audience member asked me how we’d gotten him to do that. “Lots of training and rehearsal,” I said.
There were some things about humanity that Huck just could not understand. One of them was beach fires. Often, at the lake, my family will sit out on the beach and make a driftwood fire, roast marshmallows or weenies, tell stories, have a beverage or two. This made no sense to Huck. I’m not exactly sure why, but I have some guesses. Perhaps he couldn’t understand why we would sit outside on a chilly late summer night when there was a perfectly good fireplace in the camp by which a dog could lie and rest and dry out from a day leaping off the dock.
At any rate, shortly after we would ignite a beach fire, Huck would lodge his complaint. It began with digging. He would start making a hole in the sand where he would eventually lie down with a disgruntled snuffle or groan, but only after he had dug every root out of the sand on the beach and had growled and grumbled while doing so the whole time.
I always translated these vocal outpourings as something akin to several curse words followed by, “Stupid beach fire!”
Huck loved to sleep. He was a master at finding the best places in which to do so. His all time favorite spot was next to the bottom bunk in a cozy corner of the small bedroom at camp. From there he could easily lean up, as he so loved to do, and smell the sleeper’s head, before settling back and getting into a solid rhythm of canine snores.
Huck liked sleeping in that spot so much, that during hunting season, if I was sitting out in the living room any time past 7 p.m. talking with fellow hunters, he would stand in the doorway of the small bedroom and stare at me, occasionally letting out a frustrated sigh.
More than once a hunting partner asked me, “Why’s he doing that?”
I’d smile and tell them, “He’s telling me it’s time for bed.”
In Larry McMurtry’s masterpiece, Lonesome Dove the taciturn Texas Ranger Woodrow F. Call at one point tells a crowd of townspeople in explanation for his beating an army scout nearly to death after said scout has attacked Call’s son Newt, “I can’t abide rude behavior in a man. Won’t tolerate it.”
Huck’s attitude towards both men and dogs was much the same. As even tempered a dog as you will ever find, Huck was rarely provoked to true rage by much of anything, but there were limits and alll of them would fall under the category of rude behavior.
For instance, if somebody knocked at the cabin door, Huck would usually just give a perfunctory bark, wait for one of us to answer the door then welcome the visitor with a wagging tail and an ushering of the visitor to the nearest chair. However, if someone knocked and did not wait for an answer or worse, simply entered without knocking and was unknown to Huck, then a very definite procedure was followed: Huck would draw a line, so to speak, a few feet from the door and make it very clear to the interloper that should he cross this line he would be greeted by a tight tooth grip, a sample of which would be bared with a roaring bark for emphasis.
Once we called to him to say it was all right, this display would disappear instantly. It left more than one visitor a trifle uneasy and they had a difficult time rectifying the remarkably friendly dog with the seemingly vicious creature who had greeted their uninvited entrance at the door.
In a somewhat related behavior Huck did not cotton to long absences by folks from the immediate family. He saw the, to him, unexplained absence, I think, as a betrayal of the pack, and any such betrayal was a subject for discipline. For instance, after my son Pat had been away in North Carolina for several months while working as a zip line guide, he returned home to be greeted by Huck initially with delight out on the lawn, but after he came into the house, was shunned for the crime of being absent without leave.
Huck walked over to where Pat sat, deliberately turned his back on my son, sat down and would not respond to Pat’s calling of his name for the better part of an hour.
The shunning period over, things returned to normal, but were not forgotten.
Rude behavior in other dogs was also dealt with through severe admonishment. Once a neighbor’s German wire haired pointer puppies had gotten loose and and Huck and I went out on a search. I’ve always found that if you have a dog when looking for a lost dog, your chances of getting them to come to you are better.
Sure enough the lively and goofy puppies came right to Huck and I quickly put them both on leashes and Huck and I led them towards our outdoor dog pen. These were truly silly puppies and they were fawning all over Huck, jumping around, rolling on the ground and doing everything else silly puppies do. Huck was tolerant until one of them jumped up on his back. Well…fun time was over.
Huck leaned over the pup and let out a deep baritone “Woof!” that would have startled an alligator. For good measure he leaned over the other pup who was largely blameless and did the same. From that point on, the pups nearly marched to the dog pen.
In another incident, there was a great dane who resided around the corner from us in Diorite. The dog was frequently out on a chain in the yard and raised holy hell each time Huck and I passed. I could see the look in Huck’s eye each time this happened and I thought to myself, I hope for that dog’s sake, he never gets loose in this neighborhood when Huck is outside. Well, one day, he did.
I was sitting on the back steps tying my shoes with Huck nearby when, unbeknownst to me the great dane who had somehow gotten off his chain wandered across his property line and onto ours. He made the further mistake of barking out a challenge in Huck’s direction. Before I could grab Huck’s collar he was off. When such things occurred he was like a missile. Had I tried to stop him, he would likely have dragged me along for the ride.
He was absolutely silent as he rushed towards the great dane whose second bark was suddenly truncated , and he instantly began to turn tail, but not before Huck had caught him and shook him back and forth by the fur just above the tail, lifting his hind end fully off the ground before releasing him without ever breaking the skin. One loud “Yipe!” sounded from the great dane as he retreated to his yard. Huck stood exactly at the property line and made one loud remark.
Ever after, when we passed the great dane’s yard, he was deathly silent.
On still another occasion during the summer at the lake, Huck was hanging out on our dock with the extended family when a couple of neighbor dogs decided to take a round out of my niece’s labrador pup Brooke. Well, Huck wasn’t having it. He leaped from the dock grabbed one offender by the scruff of the neck and hurled him into the air before running the other back to his home next door.
The first, after crashing back to earth, ran off through the woods. As an epilogue, the following winter Huck and I were sitting in the front room of the camp, when the same two dogs wandered into the front yard. Huck saw them and remembered, one loud woof, even from behind the glass was all it took to make them remember. They both turned tail and ran home.
When, in Huck’s ninth year, we introduced our new lab Tom Sawyer, he too had to be taught good behavior. Though his first reaction to the lively pup seemed to be, “Oh my God! Is he staying?” Huck soon adjusted, but one rule was made clear. They puppy was to sleep on his own dog bed, not Huck’s. The first time poor Tom made an attempt to snuggle up to Huck it was greeted with the resounding woof. Tom retreated. Another time, all full of fun, Tom came flying into the living room where Huck was sleeping and crashed into him. A moment later he crashed into the opposite wall, not under his own power.
Eventually, though, Huck came to like and even love Tom. And finally even assented to sometimes sharing a bed with him. In his later years, Tom became Huck’s eyes, and it was quite touching to see the two of them out walking together, Huck keeping close beside his young friend who was helping him find his way.
Late in Huck’s life the two labs and I had one final adventure. It took place no more than fifty feet from our home in Diorite. I was letting the dogs out for a mid winter night walk when I spotted something strange on the ground near the road. The ghostly form seemed to flow up and down to a height of about two and a half feet above the ground, then suddenly ascended to a tree branch. Before I could quite figure out what I was seeing Tom had rushed forward and grabbed something else off the snow.
As he came back proudly displaying his catch something swooped silently just above my head and Huck, who had been sneaking through the trees burst out of the snow just beneath it. It was an owl, which had killed a rabbit the object puppy Tom was now holding. I quickly took it from him and threw it down back on the snow. After which the owl swooped down, grabbed it, eluding a lunge from Huck and disappeared into the forest. What would have happened had Huck caught the owl on his initial stalk through the woods, God only knows.
With age, at last came health problems for Huck. During his battle with the neighbor dogs which I’ve previously described, Huck blew out his ACL (honest) and had to have surgery. To keep him from trying to climb the stairs with a bad knee, we blocked them with a chair and a child’s gate, both of which we found in a heap at the base of the stairs the next morning. Huck was, as always, sleeping by our bed.
The following duck season, with Tom still a very small pup I took Huck to camp, but planned to use him sparingly. He would have none of it. I certainly couldn’t leave him behind and when I did take him to the blind he was the old solid Huck as always.
Late that season I downed a bufflehead near the channel and Huck went out in pursuit. The bird was down, but not out. It started to dive in heavy surf as it headed further and further out into the water. The wind was howling out of the north on the big lake and I kept trying to call Huck back. No dice, The bird dived over and over beneath the heavy waves and Huck dove under after it. Soon, he was close to a quarter of a mile from me, and with my canoe, I could only safely paddle close to shore in this heavy weather.
If he was going to get back, he was going to have to make it on his own. Eventually, I couldn’t see Huck at all. I feared the worst. I remember thinking that perhaps if he had to go, that maybe this was the way for it to happen, during the battle of his life.
But Huck was far from done yet. After the better part of 20 minutes I saw him again and he was getting closer, riding the heavy surf back towards me, and as he drew near to shore I saw he had the duck in his mouth. A few moments later he got back to the beach, deposited the duck at my feet and lay down in the wet sand. He was all in, but not done yet.
Still later, at age 12, something much more serious occurred. Huck had a major stroke and for three days rarely got up from the floor and when he did his right side was clearly affected.
There wasn’t much to do but wait and see, so that’s what we did. My hope wasn’t high. He was a big dog and had already lived past a typical age for one. I should have known better. I should have had more faith.
Three days after the stroke, I came down stairs to find Huck standing expectantly in the middle of the living room. When I reached him, he immediately led me to the back door beyond which his food was kept. He was hungry. It was time to eat.
There was not a hint of effects from the stroke from that day until the end of his life.
In his final year of life, there was at least one more memorable incident. I was heading out on my bike and was putting on my shoes in our back entry. Through the window in the entry door I could see Huck walk into the kitchen. To my astonishment I then saw him walk to the cupboard door under the sink, open it with his nose and subsequently put his nose into the garbage pail. We had never known Huck in his whole life to tear into garbage, at least we had never seen garbage scattered around from him rummaging through it, a moment later I found out why.
“Hey Huck!” I yelled from behind the door. “Knock it off.”
His eyesight all but gone he looked vaguely in my direction, then, to my further astonishment, closed the cupboard door with his nose.
I wish I could say the end was pretty for my old friend, but it wasn’t. He was too tough to admit that he was failing and in pain, and so we didn’t know until well after we should have put him out of his misery. But the day came and with the vet’s compassionate help, we did what was necessary.
Dr. Jandron would subsequently tell me that he suspected Huck was suffering from several infirmities even he didn’t detect because that old dog was so tough.
But the last of life is only one small part of the story of life and Huck left us with more than enough memories that will live on and on at camp, in the woods around our home, on the island that bears his name, in our minds and hearts, and now even in books, one of which has his irresistible picture on the cover.
Comedy for the World's End
The other morning, up here in my office at home, I was contemplating the end of the world. I do that a lot lately. You know: climate change with the hurricanes, droughts, fires and floods, 65 degrees Fahrenheit in Antarctica, potential global pandemics, President Village Idiot who thinks the definition of “having second thoughts” is not “doubting one’s own judgement of a situation” but “having lots of really fucking swell ideas”, and who has found a way of somehow breaking, then skirting laws without immediately ending up in handcuffs. Laws created by brilliant men 250 years ago with whom he couldn’t even have carrued on a conversation beyond, “Hey, pretty fucked up weather we’ve been having, hey Georgie? Don’t you worry though, Tommy boy, I’ve got it all figured out! Like you said, I’m the smartest dude in the room, eh, fat Benny? By the way, how’s that hot girlie I saw you with outside the hotel yesterday? Like to have a poke at her!” All this and veggie burgers selling out at Burger King, seem to clearly signal the end of the world.
Yeah, I was sitting up here thinking this all over when I happened to glance at my cell phone and found a text message in the form of a photograph. There were no words as captions. The picture was of two young men in their early 20’s standing next to a windowsill of a pretty seedy window, which had a black garbage bag hanging over the top as a kind of curtain. The wall behind them was a kind of grungy yellow. The boy on the left was wearing jeans, a black hoody over a black sweatshirt, a black “Snap-on” toque with orange stripes pulled down tight over his eyes. He was skinny with a ratty pointed full beard.and he had his tongue stuck out in the rock star manner. He had his left arm draped over the shoulder of a much bigger boy, who was a good deal pudgier and who wore a gray and black “Realtree” hoody and a black baseball cap with an orange star. That boy’s eyes were at half mast, like his friend’s, his wavering grin was probably intoxicating substance related. His chin beard was even rattier than his buddy’s and was augmented with a wispy mustache. His left forearm was bare and revealed a tattoo of what can only be described as a grinning evil skull dinosaur mounted on a compressed and overturned oil drum. He held a cigarette between the fingers of his left hand, and wore green blue and purple sleep pants. The picture had been sent at 11:30 the previous evening: a Friday night.
Okay, I’ll admit it. I was immediately judging by appearances. Further, I’m a big hypocrite for doing so, because at their age I dressed at least as badly and was often at least equally drunk or high. I probably should have deleted, and maybe even blocked the number. That would have been a much better option than splicing this vision of post adolescent drug hell or heaven, as perception may dictate, onto my already festering apocalyptic fantasy, which I was absolutely doing, but I’m an old journalist and a writer and I have to know. So, I responded. Here is a transcript of what ensued:
Me: Looks like fun. Who are you or who sent this?
Kyle: It’s Kyle ya fuck lol.
Me: Interesting. Kyle who?
Kyle: Must have the wrong number lol.
Me: Ha! No worries.
My joviality was forced. And I was lying. I was worried. Not about the boys on my phone. They looked rough around the edges but perfectly harmless. Just a couple of motor heads having some drunken fun on a Friday night at somebody’s house, not in a monster truck out on the road, probably no real danger to anyone, not so much unlike boys their age everywhere. No, that wasn’t it. Here was my worry: had I become so conservative, so tame in my old age, so fearful of the world, that I was seeing the world’s end in everything, even these two drunken children of the gearhead universe?
The problem, I surmised, was me, not the world. But doubt kept creeping in. Was that true? Was I wrong to have this global paranoia?
Then, I turned on the TV and realized that our appalling President had started firing people for telling the truth during his trial. I tried to find the most subdued media through which to receive this reportage, opting for National Public Radio and Public Television. I added some articles from Atlantic, the New York Times and the Washington Post. These sources provided some perspective, by showing me a lot of news from beyond the beltway, and beyond our borders, but the news wasn’t good there either.
Then the former Mr. Drumpf (Yes, Trump’s name is made up like everything else about him.) seemingly intervened in the sentencing of his friend and true anarchist nut job Roger Stone. To their credit, when Attorney Generall Barr (Who belongs behind bars himself, or, very least, whose actions should send every reasonable person straight to a bar.) suggested a much lighter sentence for dear old goofy Mr. Stone, who less than a year ago texted images of the judge in the case with crosshairs over her face, the line prosectors of the case, all resigned from said legal action. One going so far as to quit the Department of Justice all together. More courageous people, I thought, who will no doubt feel the rath of Drumpf themselves soon.
It all makes me wonder. Are we careening in this rattle trap ship of state towards the waterfall known as the end of the rule of law? Are we opening the way for folks like my text friends to never see any reason to grow up and keep right on partying on borrowed dimes until the Drumpf family becomes royal and takes us down into the abyss of despotism?
I wanted to run to the window al a Network and scream “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!” or take on a storybook tone and shout to the masses, “The emperor has no clothes!” But that brought up such a grotesque image of Drumpf, in all his obese glory, cavorting in the buff in the street that I controlled myself. Besides, I think the beast of the beltway would like showing himself in the all together. And the sycophants around him would likely tell him how buff he is.
Excuse me for a second… Okay, better now, after my run to the commode. Now where were we? Oh yes…
“Good God!” I thought, “How did we get here?”
I looked back at my phone again. That, at least, I could still find some humor in, even if it did make me worry. Over the next couple of days I shared picture and the accompanying texts with some of my friends, to gauge their reactions. They laughed themselves silly reading and looking. None of them ever mentioned the end of the world. I didn’t either. I considered the tone of my text persona:
Me: Looks like fun. Who are you or who sent this?
Kyle: It’s Kyle ya fuck lol.
Me: Interesting. Kyle who?
Kyle: Must have the wrong number lol.
Me: Ha! No worries.
Now, that voice, which was me in some ways certainly, didn’t seem panicked. He seemed amused, tolerant, compassionate, if a little pedantic and conservative. Not so bad. Not so enraged. Not so ready to run for the hills. He seems to communicate, “Oh, this is all just silly and I hope you’re having a good time.” not “The end is near.” Maybe that’s who I should be all the time. Maybe I should teach my insides to become more like my outsides and take it all with good humor and this-too-shall-pass grace. Probably, that’s just what I should do. That and keep up telling of the world as I see it, with just such a touch of good humor. But for how long? How much more should I endure? Should I wait until there are fires on my own horizon? Until my own house is on fire?
Pass the beer nuts.
My mother is dying. She has been for some time. She calls me over to the hospital bed in the front room of her house at the lake, where I am the current caregiver, and hands me a book. Alice and Her Adventures in Wonderland.
“I’ve never read this,” she says. “Would you read it to me?”
Going on twelve years later, twelve years after that Spring of 2008, when my mother died on Mother’s Day, right now in 2020, Australia is on fire. People in towns and cities around the coasts, wherever there are trees and brush, are wearing masks to protect themselves from the smoke. The koalas are dying in droves. Wallabys too and kangaroos. Eighteen people are dead. Thousands of houses are gone. The summer is only beginning. It’s 120 degrees Fahrenheit in some places. There’s no end to the fires in sight. Everyone is hoping for rain there and there’s even some in the forecast. But no one can really deny what this is. There are always fires in wild places, but this is the worst fire season in history in Australia. It’s the worst fire season everywhere and experts say there will be more and more. Hurricanes too. Floods. This is climate change. And more and worse is coming.
Elsewhere, we appear to be on the verge of a major war with Iran, which could, with only the slightest of changes in circumstances, cause the whole Middle East to erupt. There could be terrorist incidents wherever there are Americans around the world. And now the speculation is being whispered. And House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is hinting at it out right by wondering why everything about President Trump’s reasons for putting the hit out on Qassem Soleimani, Iran’s top military leader, is classified. This is unprecedented she says. Congress should know the facts. If possible, whenever possible, the public should know the rationale for killing someone. And now Trump posts a tweet which says that this form of communication constitutes his notification of Congress of the action in question. Which, of course, it doesn’t. It doesn’t follow any of the rules or protocols, because he doesn’t know any of them. Not because he’s a maverick, but because he’s ignorant and stupid and just doesn’t know any better. And whispers continue: Is this wag the dog? Has Trump done this, taken this opportunity, that both W and Obama also had, and which both rejected due to fears of destabilizing the region and the world… Has he done this to take the attention off his impeachment trial? He is a stupid, ignorant, bigoted man, but he has a kind of animal sense, a criminal sense, a carnival barker, street huckster sense, of how to perform the old slight of hand, and it works, God help us, it works. Is this really what he’s doing? Oh my God… How can we be so stupid? He’s lying of course when he says there were imminent threats to Americans from Soleimani, of course, he’s lying again, or at very least exaggerating for his own benefit, that’s what he does best. He is lying, right? He’s lying? Right.
And, if not just to cover his embarrassment over the impeachment, Trump may also have done this because Soleimani—a ruthless and violent third world son of a bitch who has targeted and killed lots of folks lots of times before, but who is likely a good deal smarter than our President—Trump may also have done this because, in the past Soleimani has taunted him on Twitter, which made our very insecure President feel small. He doesn’t like to feel small. Oh my God!
And now, in retaliation for a threat of revenge from Iran which named 30 some sites around the world that would be targets, sites where there would be Americans, Trump has said there are 52 sites, including sites of Iranian cultural heritage that America will hit. 52 to correspond to the 52 hostages taken in 1979 for 444 days. And now intelligence sources are saying they know of no such list, so, of course, he’s lying again, just making shit up like he always does. Tweeting away late at night, making up magic numbers like some tribal chieftain.
And back in Australia the fires continue to burn and a lady driven from her home says right into the camera, “This is our war and nobody’s paying any attention. This is our war!”
Twelve years ago, at the lake house, I smile sadly at my mother and say, “Of course, Mom.”
And she lies back and I look down at this beautiful book as I take it into my hands, all golden letters and dark blue cover, wonderful cover illustration of the caucus race. I look down at this wonderful classic book she’s ordered, ordered because she’s never read it before. She was never one for fantasy, but now she wants to cover all the holes in her education before it’s too late, because very soon it will be. And I think about the voice I will use, and how I will adapt it for each of the characters that I know quite well from having read it many times to myself and my children and to school children. And I want this to be perfect, because I so love my mother and I want her to be able to find a little bit of happiness, and contentment now as the end approaches. I want her to enjoy the ironies and visions and goofy yet insightful crackpot speculations of Lewis Carroll, and I very much want her to laugh a little at it all. And maybe find something else too. Some mysterious solace, in a story about a little girl who has fallen down a rabbit hole into a strange and wonderful world.
Trump is lying; of course he is. And how can we get this son of a bitch out of office before he does even more damage? And with this latest stroke it may be truly, already and forever too late. I cringe at the thought of burning buildings, dying people all over the world, needlessly dying in explosions and fires, hails of bullets, bursts of roadside bombs, all caused by hubris and vanity, lust for power and out and out wanton ignorance. And is it too late? Is it already to late? Oh God is it too late? And I think about my boys and the world they will inherit now, and I think about how I tried to downplay their fears and even ridiculed their talk of global warming, climate change, right wing conspiracies and the end of the world. I think about how I finally told them, in frustration at their youthful, unbreakable certitude, “Well, I can’t think that way. It does no good to think we are doomed. So you’ll pardon me if I refuse to believe the world is coming to an end.”
And that was a sensible thing to say, but does it make any difference if we really are doomed? And even if we’re not, what can we do now? What can we say to this monolithic power structure, so intent on pushing this makeshift cart even further down this hill into the valley of flames?
Good God! Good God! How can we even make a dent? Time put Greta Thunberg on its cover as the person of the year, this wonderful, empathetic girl who is saying aloud that the emperor has no clothes, that my generation has mortgaged youth’s future, poisoned the planet for money, but does that symbol, putting this bright young person on the cover of their magazine, truly matter? What will it do? I like so much the fact that she stood outside the UN and stared Trump down when he arrived, but does that matter? Is it just too late? What do we do now? Is there anything we can do?
And twelve years ago I start in reading and it is going well. I glance up occasionally and see a small and uncharacteristic smile on my mother’s face, and that’s good, but it brings an urge to cry welling up in my eyes and throat and chest and I try to push it down, be professional, just read the story, and it works. I’m able to keep reading. And as I read, a second track opens in my mind and it occurs to me that my mother is Alice now in a kind of wonderland, and I hope that when she crosses that threshold into whatever awaits, if anything, and I’m nearly certain there will be something, but there’s always that doubt…when she crosses over I hope that what she finds will be wonderful in her eyes because she deserves it so much for the way she has faced life head on, for the way, in her reserved way she has loved us all, and pushed us to excel, pushed us towards the happiness she has always wanted for us.
And I consider her 17th year on Earth, in which she and two boys she was babysitting were hit by a drunk driver one killed instantly, another unscathed, and she, who was standing between them, knocked into the ditch with a broken leg, and how later that year, her mother, the principal of her high school, died, and then her father left and she and her sister were left with their aunt and uncle, she in her graduation year and her little sister just 14 as the Depression ended and World War II began. And I think about her time as a code breaker for American military intelligence, and her years raising all of us, and then the resumption of her teaching career, which she has only really and truly abandoned in these last few months at nearly 88 years old. And I think about how much I love her, and how much I will miss her and the tears start working up again and I push them down and keep reading. I hear myself say, in the words of Alice, “Curiouser and curiouser…”
And on this broadcast of the nightly news, nearly 12 years later, there is not one mention, not one of impeachment, and I think to myself, My God it works! His stupid ass strategy works! And it works because we’re so dumb, so gullible. And then I think, But is that really what’s happening? Shouldn’t I give him and the Republicans the benefit of the doubt? And then I think, Why in the world would I do that? Have I forgotten all about their adventure in Iraq and about how I said to myself then that I needed to understand that what I suspect is true, as awful as it is, really is true. And I think, yes, he made this choice to kill Soleimani, which anonymous sources in the White House are now saying was low on the list of choices the intelligence agencies offered him, he made this choice because he knew it would distract from impeachment, and rally those folks who back him even more, maybe even push a few swing voters to his side, because that always happens when there’s a war. This is what always happens: people see America at war and they say, ‘Well, now every patriotic American has to back the President!’ When, in fact, the opposite is true. For a democracy to truly be a democracy, its citizens must be able to question and criticize their leaders especially when wars are on or the country is otherwise in turmoil, because, if they can’t, democracy ceases to exist and becomes a dictatorship of the cult of personality.
And all of this, the wars, the fires, the dishonest intrigues of government, corporations, big money around the world, while innocent people die, all of this is truly frightening, and what do I say to people younger than me when they ask? And they will ask. What do I say to them when they ask me if the end of the world is coming soon, and if all the leaders are liars, especially their President, and if there is any hope. And I decide I’ll say that the world, like my mother, has survived two world wars and depressions, and repressions, and dictators, and atrocities, and all kinds of weather conditions and that so far we are still here and probably will be for a long time to come. And then I wonder if I truly believe these words myself anymore. And I decide that I do, because what other choice is there?
And twelve years ago, I look up full at my mother in the middle of my reading and I see that she is clutching a teddy bear that my niece got her, and I remember thinking that my niece may not fully understand that my mother just isn’t the teddy bear type. And now I realize that maybe I’m wrong about that as Mom smiles, faintly looking off out through the front windows of her house at the lake, as she hugs the teddy bear and I wonder if she is wishing she were Alice, or if she has truly become Alice now, here near the end of things for her, and I decide to just keep reading and deal with every moment as it comes in the best ways I know how, just like my mother.
The World as it is
I hate the world as it is. The social world I mean. Civilization, with all those people. But don’t get me wrong, I love people, even the ones I can’t stand. There are plenty of those to love right now. Most of them serving some function in public life, or pretending to. It’s not their hearts I hate, or their spirits or souls, it’s not even necessarily their ideas, though sometimes, I have to say, it is. But it’s more the way they present their ideas, as though everybody else must think this same reprehensible thing that they do and if everybody else doesn’t, everybody else must be complete morons. There’s so much of that now: hubris, arrogance, conceit, delusions of grandeur. All of us would be so much better off if we would just admit, that with the exception of a few things we’ve tested for ourselves in this life, and that recently, nobody really knows what they’re doing or what the hell is going on.
And the lies. I can’t stand the lies. Especially lately. Nearly everybody in power seems to be okay with lying. Blatantly, publicly, unabashedly. Nearly everybody in power seems to be okay with saying something that on the face of it, and given the circumstances surrounding it, is clearly and patently untrue. Obviously untrue. Ridiculously to the point of conspiracy theories and SNL satires untrue. And then, after giving voice to such blatant lies, those in power are boldly continuing the lie when even more information confirming that it is in fact a lie comes out. Sustaining the lie, doubling, tripling, quadrupling, infinitely compounding the lie right there in the open when everything surrounding the lie clearly shows that what is being said is not only untrue, but completely impossible given the obvious facts. The gas light has been turned on, and the pretense is that everything is normal and anybody who disagrees is supposed to think that they’ve gone crazy, because nearly everybody else in public life and some in private life are looking at them as though they have. For instance, when a given person really can’t stand it any more and suddenly shouts:
“‘Alternative facts’”?!!!!! REALLY? REALLY? HAVE WE ALL GONE CRAZY? THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ALTERNATIVE FACT! A FACT IS A CONCRETE AND OR TRANSCENDENT TRUTH!!! THERE’S NO ALTERNATIVE TO IT. A FACT IS EITHER TRUE OR IT ISN’T A FACT! WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS? SCREAM THIS? AGAIN, HAVE WE ALL LOST OUR MINDS? AND NOW THE BASTARDS HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR SO LONG THAT WE’VE BECOME USED TO IT, EVEN COME TO START TO DOUBT OURSELVES WHEN WE THINK WHAT THEY’RE DOING WITH THE TRUTH IS TERRIBLE, EVEN CRIMINAL.THEY HAVE NO SHAME! NO SHAME AT ALL! CAN’T YOU SEE THAT THEY HAVE NO SHAME?”
Those in power right now, have no regard for the truth. Or rather they regard the truth only in this way: How can I get around the truth that I am a liar and a manipulator of innocent people? That I am a greedy self-serving son of a bitch. That what I have done and continue to do is not normal, is criminal, in fact. How can I make it look like I am a good, honest person, and that everybody who disagrees with me is corrupt, terrible, or crazy? The saddest thing is, a large portion of society is so jaded or stupid, or greedily complicit, or out and out seduced by the obvious lies that they are going along with it, joining in the reprehensible and potentially apocalyptic fun. At least, that’s the way it seems to me write now, this moment as I write this. I hope…I so hope…I pray in fact, that I am wrong.
I won’t lie. I have cried over this. Privately, often. Publicly on occasion. That’s the worst: Me in tears and everybody staring. What I wouldn’t give now for some good old fashioned subterfuge. Some good old simple hypocrisy, or clever dishonesty. At least, then, I’d know that the people in power had half a brain, and some regard for the truth, and a fear for the way they would look if they were caught in a lie. A sense of shame for God’s sakes. Then I could at least believe that they had some semblance of humanity in them. That’s the way it used to be, but we’re post hypocrisy now. What the powerful are saying openly now with their “alternative facts” bullshit is that truth doesn’t matter, that everybody lies, and as long as we’re getting the trinkets and/or gratification that we want, nothing else matters. Not honesty, integrity, justice, not the appalling lives of the poor caused by the lies of the rich, not racism and bigotry, not wars, not the melting ice caps and the rising oceans, not the hurricanes and firestorms and floods, not our latest and painfully obvious political manipulations and machinations. We’re all good Christians, good Americans, patriotic, right thinking, hard working white Americans! Just join the lying crowd and soon lies will be truth. Drink this Kool-Aid, it’s tasty!
I fucking hate this! I hate writing this. I don’t want to be shrill and angry, curmudgeonly and ridiculous. I don’t want to be laughable and silly. But I can’t help it. This all makes me so mad!!!!
How about you?
I need, we need, to find some fir trees. Maybe a stand of birch, or hemlock. We need to just stand there and breathe while the wind blows down off the bluff over us. That might work. But you know what scares me? Even even if we, found such a place, and where we live, it wouldn’t be hard, we wouldn’t need to do much more than spot it out my window, and ski a while over the unmarked snow and we’d be there… But even if we did, how long would it be until we heard the chainsaws and snowmobiles, the commuter cars, and semi trucks, the news reports and political speeches, the “reality” shows and recorded blasting music, both real and figurative, coming our way?
There are plenty of thresholds. If you look about you with any kind of discernment, you can sense them. Some may be better than others, but only because you are you and thus more suited to one than the others. What am I talking about? I’m talking about ways in to a higher understanding of life and meaning: enlightenment, if that’s what you’re after. I think most thinking people at some time or another are after just that. So what I’m talking about, put perhaps more clearly, are ways to get into the light. Oh, I know, some of you are going to say there’s only one way in. And maybe for you, that’s true. And if so, good for you, that’s great, but please don’t try to make everybody go your way. Do I need to remind you of the dangers involved in that? If so I’ll just ask you to go find a history book, or read the newspapers slowly for a few days. You’ll catch on fast. Just look for the explosions and dead bodies. If you don’t get why I think indoctrinating others and forcefully rejecting all who don’t accept the indoctrination after doing that, maybe you should stop reading this now. It’s only going to make you mad. Or madder.
Others of you may really feel quite content with how you’re thinking and where you are. To you the world likely seems most consistent and full of promise and fulfillment. You may even want to tell me that I’m not taking a long enough view and that I can’t see the forest for the trees. If so, you’re probably perceiving things at a much higher level than I am, seeing things, both encouraging and transcendent, all the time that I only long for and glimpse occasionally. If so, then there’s probably no reason for you to keep reading this either. But then, how would I know? On the other hand, you may be completely deluded or jaded. That, I think I could recognize, but I couldn’t do anything about it through these words anyway, so there’s probably no point in you reading this either.
Anyway, to my way of thinking there are plenty of ways in. I’ve seen this to be true from years of interviewing people as a journalist; teaching people in classrooms around the U.P., and occasionally elsewhere; talking to audience members after plays and actors during rehearsals in my work as an actor or a director; conversing over written matter with other writers, editors, teachers.
So maybe your threshold is Catholicism, Protestantism, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam or some other religion. Maybe your threshold is mathematics, physics, biology, astronomy, computer science. Maybe your threshold is language or history, philosophy, antiquity, archaeology, anthropology, anthroposophy, ethical atheism, or honest agnosticism. Maybe your threshold is sports, or art, theatre, or collecting stamps, antiques, or comic books. Maybe your threshold is someone you love. Maybe it’s just Nature and going for a walk, a paddle, a ski, a long hike. That’s a good one, I think. It’s certainly one of mine. I cross it daily, or try to. Maybe there are thresholds all around you calling you forward, and so far you’re too young or too distracted by the noise coming from the world as we know it ,to sense them. That’s okay, there’s time, or rather time is an illusion. But that’s another story. Another essay maybe. We’ll see. Or rather, we are seeing. Ah…never mind.
Anyway, maybe for you, some or all of the above are true. If so, you may be wondering, what do I do next? Well, that’s really up to you, but if you’re asking me I’d say, when it feels right, step through that threshold and see what’s on the other side. Be careful first that you’re ready, though. How? Well, whatever the threshold is, make sure you’re feeling pretty confident that within that area of study you know a few things. You don’t have to be an expert, you just need to have a little footing. If you don’t you’ll be quickly overwhelmed, inundated with ideas that will spin you around pretty violently. Trust me on that, I’ve been there and it’s not an experience you want, though you may well learn a great deal from it. Trouble is, such an unprepared entrance can be an opening to an empty elevator shaft, and there may be no way to stop the fall. I’ve been there too.
Anyway, once you feel ready, what do you do next? Step through and see what’s there, as I said. And if you feel overwhelmed, step back carefully but quickly. Or, if you’re not too overwhelmed, just stay there for a minute or a decade until you get your bearings.
And the next question, after you’ve been there for a while, of course is: How will I know when I’ve become enlightened. The answer is, simply put, I don’t know. Or at least, I’m not sure. I can only talk about experiences I’ve had that have led me there momentarily. At least I think they have. See, that’s the trouble, if you only have a moment of enlightenment, like most of us seekers, it is ephemeral, and even an hour, sometimes even a minute after you have the experience you don’t clearly remember it, or what it was you were understanding. You only have a vague notion of how it felt.
I know that I have had such experiences under each of the following circumstances: at a religious retreat when I was still in high school; reading a passage in certain books that really got through; standing on a ridge in a forest by a lake in late Fall; paddling on that same lake on a still, foggy day at sunrise when the sun came up in all the colors of the spectrum; looking out the window form a hospital room at another sunrise; standing in front of a classroom when things were really working between the students and me; giving a speech in front of a large group when things were really clicking; in the midst of writing when all my usual prejudices and ignorance shut down and something or someone else truly enlightened took over; in certain intimate moments with someone I love; falling down an avalanche chute in Utah; sitting in a quiet room petting one of my dogs; looking through a stained glass window depicting the Multifoliate Rose of Heaven in a church in Chicago.
There have been other moments too, under much more everyday circumstances. Sometimes a threshold opens when nothing in particular is going on. Sometimes those are the best moments of all. When the extraordinary becomes ordinary. There have been many of those for me, I can’t describe them all. In fact, I can’t remember a single one right now. That’s how it works.
At any rate, once you’re there, for how ever long or short a time you are there, you quickly realize that how you got there no longer matters. Each threshold is something created by man and thus is full of flaws and hypocrisies. But at the core of each is a purity, an innate goodness. That’s where you enter. And the experience, whatever the nature of the threshold through which you crossed is largely the same. What’s it like? It isn’t possible to give details that truly describe the experience, and saying nondescript adjectives like “wonderful” or “beautiful” or “beatific” or “resonant” or “transcendent” only clouds the issue further. For me, the core of the experience often is the assurance I feel that everything is going to be all right, already is all right, has always been all right, and that there is absolutely nothing to worry about. For me it is like the experience of being a child riding in the back seat of a car while your mom or dad drives and you fall slowly asleep to have a dream of light and beauty. “All will be well and all manner of things will be well,” to quote Julian of Norwich. Maybe it’s just getting your humanity out of the way and discerning what the Will is that needs to be done. At least, recently, that’s how these experiences have felt. That’s what I remember at least.
I know this all sounds pretty loopy. It may even sound like a strange way to spend your life: in search of transcendent experience. The fact is, though, I don’t usually seek these experiences out with any hope of finding enlightenment. I just do these things and it happens. In fact, at least in my experience, seeking such peak experiences is often a pretty certain formula for never finding them. The thing is, you can’t go doing it for the sake of a rush. That’s not what this is about. That’s the opposite of what this is about.
Okay then, the obvious question is: What is this about?
All I can tell you is, take a walk. Talk to a friend. Read a good book. Write a poem. Live your life as honestly, as compassionately as openly as you can. Try these things and fail as often as I have, if that’s possible. Maybe by doing so you’ll find out. Maybe you won’t. And either will be okay. All will be well.
The other day, as I listened to a conversation between my wife and her sister, it occurred to me that maps, real folding paper maps, are probably on their way out. They were talking about their personal reliance and affinity for maps, how they’d always relied on them, how their father, a map man all the way as a long distance trucker, had loved them too. Then I remembered my friend Tom talking about looking all over Munising one day recently to find a good folding map of Michigan for a friend. It didn’t seem to exist. At about this point in my thought process, as I drifted back to my wife and sister-in-law’s conversation, my sister-in-law was talking about how, in preparation for a recent trip, her son, my nephew, who travels all over the world for a company, got out a map. His wife asked him, “What are you doing?” And held up her cell phone. That’s when the imminent disappearance of physical maps as anything but a curiosity in a museum, suggested itself to me.
You, if you’re my age, are one of those recently much derided “boomers” and not a millennial, Gen x, y, z-er, who was born with a cell phone in your hand, and thus may feel a certain sadness in this knowledge. I mean, come on! The first personal computer, the calculator, first showed up for me when I was in 7th grade. It was as big as a small box and had four basic functions, and cost $300. My mom thought it was silly when I told her about a friend who had one of the contraptions. I sometimes think it’s been down hill from there. I mean, if maps are about to go, replaced by a function on a cell phone… We’re talking maps that have had an existence in this world for our whole lives and long before, can we, mortal beings, with no shelf life at all to speak of, unlike maps which can sit unused for decades and still, in a pinch become relevent… If maps are about to go, can we be far behind?
Personally, and in fairness, I am never one who paid much attention to maps. I am even more primitive. Having grown up in these northern woods, I have learned to rely on landmarks, making a mental map based on what I can see, hear, taste, touch and smell. That mental map includes those sensations along with the landmarks, not to mention the memories, the stories of all the times I’ve been in certain places before. Stories I tell and pass on, a kind of map of my times, my spaces… But let’s put that aside for a moment and come back to it, because right after I heard the story about my nephew and his wife, another thought occurred to me and my head started to spin.
Cell phones are on their way out too.
Everywhere, there are plugs in ears. Everywhere, folks are listening to music, as they go about their lives. Ear buds, like the “sea shells” that Bradbury predicted in Fahrenheit 451, which he wrote in the 1950’s amazingly enough, are ubiquitous. Fewer and fewer people are even hearing the natural world. As you well know, folks have had no hand phones that fit snuggly in ears and carry on conversations with invisible friends, like unbalanced or visionary folks, on street corners all over America for close to 20 years I suppose.
And those are on their way out too.
And now I will hazard a dangerous query: people are already having chips inserted in their bodies for various purposes, why not a phone?
Okay, you can reel me back in now. That, however, does not make what I was saying less true. What’s more, paper maps, map functions on phones, any kind of map that a person has to personally consult through any media, physical or electronic, all of these personal maps in any form physical or electronic, will be gone forever within fifteen years.
Self driving cars.
Why would anybody need a map? The door of the car slides open for you, you get in, or maybe even are helped in by some apparatus which will make your life even more simple and comfortable and you simply say aloud… Or maybe just think about… where you want to go and the car is off with you a passive observer looking out the window, as the great machine whisks you off to your destination, along roads, maybe through water too, and certainly the air as well…
And those too, probably sooner than we think, will be obsolete too.
I know what you’re thinking, “Okay, George Jetson, take it down a notch!” I will, but again, this doesn’t make what I’m saying any less true.
When I was a kid, growing up in the U.P. I would go off for hikes through the woods, especially out near our camp east of Newberry. I didn’t take a map. Often I didn’t even take a compass, because I was young and bullet proof, nothing could happen to me. It was foolish, but I did it. I learned the woods. I learned the paths and trees. I learned the existence of sizable rocks, old railroad grades, hidden ponds. I walked with my dog Brandy all over the place to the south, east, west, north of the lake. I asked around, found out histories and other locales. I followed my nose through those woods, around those waters and became proud of myself for my ability to make my own way. Soon things happened. I encountered deer, grouse, bunnies, bears, and much later, after their population came back, moose and wolves. I told stories connected with landmarks. I wrote them down. I even made very bad maps myself, which I never used, nobody ever used. The point is, I knew the country well enough to at least make a passable attempt.
By the time my wife came on the scene, my ability to work my way through woods, carrying the map in my mind, became innate in me. My wife, then my girlfriend asked me once long ago, as we barreled down a back road north of Newberry in my old truck, “How do you know where you’re going?” A sense of place and direction, I suddenly, proudly realized had become so intrinsic a part of me, that I was hard pressed to explain.
And I was not particularly gifted in this. It was pretty typical, remains pretty typical in Yoopers of my generation, and no doubt country people everywhere. And indigenous folks of tribes in forests and wild lands all over the world make us look like neophytes to navigation by landmarks and other natural phenomena and senses.
Who needs a map when you know the land?
So… Where does that leave us? Am I saying that we sense walkers and map readers are all dinosaurs headed for our personal tar pits, and that the future belongs to those who can innately rest assured in the icily loving hands of technology? I probably am saying that and obviously such a statement is rife with my personal prejudices as a pseudo-luddite. I mean, you can argue all you want that as of this moment cell phone coverage in the U.P. isn’t all that good, and that a good old paper map doesn’t break down when the power goes out, and that, even more encouraging, your senses work even when you don’t have a map or compass, and in certain primitive situations, in which you may very well find yourself, it’s best to be able to be self-reliant. You can even go one step further and talk about how it’s only a matter of time before the whole technological trend of the world burns itself out with its own boundless energy and we’re left in the wreckage of civilization to rely on our senses.
Hell, you may even be dead on…
But right now, be honest with yourself, that’s not the way the world is trending, and the chances are pretty good, that, even if you’re my age, you will live in a world where maps in any personal form are obsolete museum pieces.
So take a breath. And let me ask one more question:
Have we lost our way?
What may be lacking most in the world right now is patience. I’m talking about the kind of patience that can wait out snowstorms that roar down from over the bluffs, through the white pines and jack pines. You know the kind of storms I’m talking about. The kind that rattle our three pane windows and curl into our lives, making us sure, absolutely positive, that this is the end of all we’ve ever known. This is the end of love and time and the faces of those we’ve known, the places we’ve been. That cold wind makes us certain that this is the end of seasons and old sayings, the end of paths in the snow and summer sunrises. That’s a silly way of thought, of course, but we all think it sometimes because we were born human with all the worry and wonder that includes. Strange beings full of light and darkness.
What I’ve come to know over 61 years on this earth is that we always underestimate the resilience of others, the resilience of the world, and our own resilience. When you ponder the current crisis or crises, and assume we’re in the end times, let me just utter a couple of phrases: the Black Plague, The 100 Years War, The American Revolution, the War of 1812, The Civil War, World War I, World War II, the Korean War, Vietnam, the Great Depression, hundreds of years of slavery, 911, the Russian Revolution, The Irish Revolution, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, the Cuban Missile Crisis, the Spanish Inquisition, the Holocaust, assassinations of Presidents, hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, famines, droughts, purges millions of abuses and crimes. All of these, Humanity has survived. None of them were easy to get through. Darkness fell and no light seemed possible ever again, in every one of these cases. They are and were awful. Lots of people died, or were scarred forever. Sometimes these events weren’t man made. Sometimes they were. Sometimes they were even quite avoidable. Sometimes tragically so. Still in all, as a race of beings, we got through. So, whatever is troubling you deeply at this moment about your world, about the world in general, maybe taking a breath and assessing the realities is in order. And maybe you’ll come to the realization after a moment that just a little patience can put all that worry to rest, or at least off to the side for a while. Some part of us always knows this. As you sit reading this, you know that this is true. It’s deeper than thought this patience. The marrow holds this higher knowledge. Sometimes on good days, in morning mirrors we can just see that this knowledge and comfort is there, this certitude, if only in the corners of our eyes and sad smiles. At least the possibility of this patience is there. And we go on into the day only half realizing, but full of unspoken lightness because it is.
Right now, we need the kind of patience that animals have: deer working slowly down narrow switchbacks, foxes dropping their noses carefully to game trails, making sure they understand every nuance. We need the kind of innate patience that trees, and grass, and yes, even good solid base rock have. The kind that waits for growth and change. The kind that knows or abides with what seems horrific at first, until the flames and pointed words all collapse on themselves and find an easier, quieter path. Nothing is so bad we can’t survive as a species, a congregation of living spirits, for a while yet. At least not yet. Patience knows this.
I’m not going to name names, because you can name names of your own. You know who tries our patience. You know who bangs on the pots and runs into walls, even through them, clinging to the tails of a kite on fire. You know who is out there yelling. You know who is telling us that everything is horrible, untenable. You know who is simultaneously making the false promises that salvation can come only through their somehow magical hands. That only their quick fix schemes, only their personal animal magnetism can get us through the crisis they’ve invented themselves for their own selfish reasons. You know the ones who deny the simple fact that certain necessary time tested acts and practices must be undertaken. These acts, which they deny, will be difficult and troubling, will need some good sorting and molding, will call for sacrifice and not a small number of tears. You know that despite what they say, these true acts of humanity are not impossible to complete. Because humanity has used them countless times before. These acts may not save the world, but they will surely keep it going for a while yet. Whatever crisis is here, now, how certain have you become, that this current storm will be the end of us all? Have the noisemakers completely convinced you? I don’t think so. You have a little patience. And patience grows.
The noise merchants are not going to stop that noise, you know that too, right? They thrive on it. It is their life’s blood. So the best way is to simply fold into yourself and wait, doing those big difficult things that must be done, with as little fanfare and yearning, whining, as possible. Just go about quietly doing the things that adults call upon themselves and have always called upon themselves to do, so that we can all survive, maybe even thrive. And let’s not forget the little things that will bring calm and compassion into the world, as they have since people first drew breath. Little smiles. Little touches of hands. Unexpected hugs. Words of kindness that emanate from our hearts. Silent gazes that laugh. That kind of patience.
I know, first hand, that the mess of the world seems impossible. I know that to be so empathetic, compassionate, wise in the face of all of this nonsense, bluster, violence, tragedy, waste, seems impossible too, because it seems impossible to me right now. So many things seem insurmountable. So many people are daily, every hour, every minute and second, telling us so at the top of their burning lungs. And our modern world is bent on making them even more so, by speeding the message of doom around the world, over and over with the carnival music playing and the gleaming hard plastic horses going up and down, whirling in front of us in traffic, on sidewalks, spinning on our computer screens, screaming, “Doom! Horror! Loss! Hopelessness! Angst! “ Always sounding out this fretful, and quite possibly, needless noise as though they were doing the world a great, great service. Who knows what self-serving motives they may have? Who knows who has been duped, and who is sadly and completely sincere? Some of the problems they trumpet out, may even really be insurmountable, but ask yourself a simple logical question, “If we don’t try, don’t we hasten our own doom?” So let’s just start by trying. Let’s start by simply trying to find something good we can do. Some way we can help. Some hand we can stretch out. Some simple song we can sing here in the darkness that may give even a faint spark to someone else who is here. Someone we may even know, maybe have known for years. Let’s try some kindness. And yes, patience. Yes, that kind of patience.
What can we do? Many, many things really, but let’s start with something simple. Somebody, I’m betting somebody very close to you, is terrified right now. It may be for a good reason. It may be totally irrational. If you’re terrified, it really doesn’t matter which is true. Try this: tell them a joke. Maybe at your own expense. Point out some absurdity. Show its silliness. Maybe there’s a dog near the two of you. I guarantee that he or she will help you a great deal. They were born with the kind of patience that humanity needs.
Moving on from there sit quietly with that person for a while and just enjoy the moment you’ve just created. If they start in ranting again, tell another joke, or distract them by pointing out something passing by out your window, a blue jay, a leaf blowing in the wind, a couple of kids rolling and laughing in the snow, or the amused expression of somebody else who has just come into the room. Make them live in this moment that goes on forever. Point out that the house where you currently reside is not literally on fire right now. Then watch the quizzical expression grow on their face. If it develops into a smile or laugh. You’re half way home. That kind of patience.
Hey, it’s worth a try, right?
PROSAIC ENDING TUTORIAL
I My prose is running dry. In the next few years, my having written this here will seem pretty funny, because all kinds of prose is coming out soon, Hunter Lake books, maybe science fiction and fantasy, even an essay collection is possible, as I’ve promised elsewhere on this web site. But, you see, the first drafts of every work of prosaic fiction, all those works you’ll be seeing soon, were all first composed no later than 2018 and most of them in 2016. In 2019 I made several attempts to start some new fictional prose, but they all muttered and stammered and shut up. Fiction is over for me. At least for now. And this prose, I’m writing at this moment is a struggle too. Everything wants to open out into poetry. You may feel it in the rhythms starting here. In the way these sentences put down their landing gears and then take off again, converting from plodding sturdy flying fortresses to zipping flighty sprites.
What does that mean? I have no idea. I won’t pretend it’s not disconcerting for you, the reader. But I will admit it’s kind of fun for me, the writer. You’ll notice now that these sentences are somehow giggling at themselves, at you and me. They’re free and silly and raucous. They bounce around and utter non sequiturs and riddles. A bunch of first graders with the teacher inexplicably gone, who have no idea what they’re doing, but are having a wonderful time doing it. The poor janitors!
You can see how these lines are round in the middle and pointy around the edges, can’t you? How they blatantly spike wedges between feeling and meaning. They bend rules, break rules, make fools of linguists and literati.
See what I mean?
There’s a sheen to their surfaces. They swim like seals or dolphins. They’re buoyant and pouty. Happy as hell and impudent. They live, live, live with no sense of ending. They possess no death awareness, and so they’re never death defying. I wonder, is escapism our new reality?
People without hope are boorish and dopey when not taciturn.
But where do we find hope now? How can prose cover the scope of our distress and despair?
I love it when you wear your hair that way. I love it when you bare your soul and your body.
See what I mean? No control. No inhibitions. And here they come again…
Right now, this moment, this eternity, this inevitability, this prose is coming unglued and you’re watching it happen.
Zap! Zing! Kawham! Zonk! Foom! And all those 1960’s Batman, 1970’s Stan Lee, phrases and exclamations.
Here’s me, working the reel, hoping to land this one, but this speckled trout has lots of fighting spirit. Can you hear it splashing? There’s a lot of line out already and I’m unsure if I’ll ever land it, but you’re welcome to stick around, even take a hand in helping, you can even take up the reel yourself, if you like. I’d really like you to.
See? Difficult to catch one running isn’t it?
One time, many times, when I was young I imagined that my life was a story in a book. I didn’t know the narrator, but I felt myself a character. I can see me still: the cliche of a little hobo with my goods in a bandana on the end of a stick walking east out of town, past the water tower and into the woods. It was the least I could do to keep the story going.
This is excruciating isn’t it? And disconcerting? You want to stop reading, but you can’t imagine what the silly author is going to say next, right? Left? Soldiers walk away.
So this is how it’s been going lately when I start in on prose. My toes wiggle, my fingers tap out rhythms more suited to flights of silliness and sapphires. I grow tired of trying to control. Discipline is pitched out the windows of consciousness. Explanations break themselves into many parts unsuitable for Roman numerals and Robert’s Rules of Order. The act of composition becomes arduous even ridiculous. And something flies away and circles back sticking out its tongue, even giving me the finger, then laughing and flying off again.
“Why try at all?” I begin to wonder.
Most everybody who has ever tried to read Finnegan’s Wake by James Joyce, except for a very few brilliant or mad word scientists agrees that the book is many steps too far. And yet every author open to experiment, and some of those who aren’t so open eventually, after attempts at writing all kinds of things, end up in the mud of cliche and repetition. It’s inevitable. That’s when they arrive at Joyce’s door. The door of the Wake was always there, is always there, and they always knew and know it, tried and try to avoid it, but here they are. Most open it and run away. I have several times. I got 40 pages in once and realized I was lost, and so turned back. Finnegan’s Wake is either genius or madness. And those who eventually pass through it are either geniuses or madmen and madwomen themselves. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know.
Who? Hooooooooooooo! I hear the barred owls call. Or is that “bard owls”? Either would suit. Oh no, I’m not through with this tangent yet. There are wise literary types, bent on classification who would call what you’re reading right now “prose poetry”. That’s a load of malarkey as Joe Biden would say. Hey! Hey! Hey, you! Yes, you! The one running away with that sign full of syntax, where in hell, where in swell steps and rubber shoes, where among the snoozers and free radicals do you think you’re going? There are endless numbers on this number line in this infinite hotel where despite the fact that there’s no vacancy we put the infinite number of guests who just showed up into their comfortable odd numbered rooms. You can hear their infinite hot tubs and endless empty sighs right now, can’t you? We’ve got news for you. We’ve got plenty of room for you. You can’t hear the hot tubs and empty sighs? Or was it empty tubs and hot sighs?
No? Maybe it’s just me.
My eyes are getting tired re-reading this nonsense. How about yours?
One two, unbuckle Mother Hubbard’s cosmic shoe where all the tribes, all the hiders, hikers, bikers, bad asses, silly asses and exhibitionists reside. There’s a lot of us in here. In me. Gee, what a wonderful world when we’re not poisoning it!
And so we come back to starting and staring. Farting and paring down the possibilities. Have you ever considered, even for a second, all the ways that words can go? They can explode in any moment in any direction making sentences both coherent and incoherent simultaneously, profane and profound. Did you see that one coming? I bet you did. So there must be some logic here somewhere or you couldn’t detect it. There’s some control of which I’m unaware. No point running away with your hair on fire. It’s going to be all right. All right. All right.
Who’s in charge?
Do you know?
See now? This is the way it’s been going? Maybe it will end and I’ll be able to compose more prosaically soon.
Dum, de, dum, dum.
Ever watch Dragnet?
Joe Friday was a lu lu. A real Fruit of the Loom wearer. A scarer of the guilty and innocent with that monotone. No idea what I’m talking about? No worries millennials, and Gens XYZ. We’re all in this together. Forever until the stars stop whirling. Bet that makes you so mad you could just spit! Same here. Love you though.
Once I met a girl and I married her and we live still happily. That’s as lucky as you can get, I think. I’ll take a drink of sanity and taste its bitterness. It’s a drink we all need, but its effects are chilling sometimes. Do you know the difference between “it’s” and “its”? If you were paying attention, just now, I just taught you. Force of old English teacher habit. As opposed to nun’s habit. Maddening, huh?
Let’s say prayers. Let’s all say prayers. Let’s say prayers.
So, by now you surely see my predicament.
Next time, I’ll try to be more prosaic. But I can’t make any guarantees.
People who haven’t seen me in a while always ask me how the boys are doing. It’s a natural enough question, but I dread it. I dread it because I no longer feel qualified to answer that question. Of course, I know it’s just a pleasantry, but a long time ago, probably involuntarily, I committed myself to considering and answering questions in all their depths. Which is impossible of course, because every question looked at in the right way has infinite depths. Still, the wisest thing might be for me to say, “Fine!” and give a few details and then move on. Or just move on right away.
Anyway, the boys, for those of you who don’t know, are my sons Taggart and Patrick, or Tag and Pat to most people. “Gat” and “Tap” to my brother Denny and my old friend Tom Hammer who both think that’s funny for some mischievous reason. It is funny, for a lot of reasons, but let’s move on.
Tag is 30. Pat is 28. For those of you who have known me for a long time that’s probably as big a shock as it is for me every time I say it out loud. That much time has passed, or our perspective has changed that much depending how you look at it given quantum physics and all.
Oh for God sake’s…anyway…
My sons are leading a bohemian life style. They have been for some time. Things are a little more stable now. They have an apartment, a means of transportation, and jobs, but last year at this time they were going the kids in the play Rent one better, or worse as the case or your perspective may be.
They made those kids in that play look quite rich and prosperous to be honest. By the way, I’ve always detested that play, which I think is largely pointless and only contains one good song. But that probably says more about me and my bourgeois belief system than it does about my boys or the play.
Before I continue, let me tell you about a prophecy my mother made one time. She was big on prophecies, though I think she never intended what she said to be a prophetic.
Her sayings have become oft repeated family prophecy nonetheless. In this case, she said something under her breath that I overheard, right after I had made some ridiculous and radical proclamation about the nature of the world or some such in an attempt to shock, impress, or otherwise disconcert her. Hey, I was 18 or so; what can you expect? Anyway, my mother, in response to my stupid youthful hubris, said, in a low tone as she wisely walked away, “You raise children to become free thinkers, then you are amazed when they become free thinkers.”
Another version of this is what fellow teacher Tom Hammer often said to me at a lunch time faculty room table peopled by most of the faculty, in response to my lamenting some aspect of my sons’ behavior in school, “You plant potatoes, you get potatoes.”
But back to the story.
Just over a year ago, my sons were on the verge of heading out to Colorado to take jobs at a ski resort. Pat had done that very thing the year before, and Tag, at loose ends, decided that sounded pretty good to him too.
In return for their work in the ski shop, they would get paid, of course, but would also have the benefit of a couple of hours of free skiing every working day from November to May. They were about to become, ski bums.
Now, to know how funny that is, you have to know the history of my family.
For whatever reason, at some point a long, long time ago, my mother thought it was a really good idea to teach all of us to ski. She didn’t ski herself, but she learned, at the tiny Big Valley Ski Area in Newberry. My Dad wasn’t interested, but was amused. Anyway, Mom got all of us skiing.
And it took. In fact, Bradleys, especially my brother Jim and company, but most of the rest of us too, have helped to run ski schools at various hills in the midwest and the west, and Pat spent his first year in Colorado as a ski instructor. When the boys were little, even before they could ski, they rode in a backpack on my back as Deb and I skied.
That way, I figured, they would get the fun of skiing, without falling down a million times first. They would see skiing as pure fun and want to try it on their own. It worked. And both soon were skiing themselves. I had no idea, at the time, of course, that this would become a vocation.
No, I didn’t intend for them to make a living skiing! I had so many other things in mind!
And those plans for my beloved boys ran a very wide gamut from acting, writing, teaching, to the law, or maybe even medicine. The moral of the story: be careful what you teach your children when they’re young. Then again, maybe not. Maybe not at all actually. Like I said, I don’t think I’m qualified to judge anymore.
But back to the story.
The ski bums had a plan. They had a place lined up to live and all would be well. So they bought their one way, non-refundable, plane tickets, and two days later were informed, by their would- be landlord, that the apartment was no longer available.
So, the scramble was on. Pat, who is the mover and the shaker in the Bradley brothers’ enterprises, was on the phone, cussing occasionally, between sitting in a corner and muttering, but, to his credit, not complaining to me at all.
Tag was just walking about the house emanating youthful darkness and foreboding.
At last Pat announced that all was again well. They had a plan. Here it is, just as I heard it: a guy with a French name that Pat knew had just fallen on some big rocks while skiing and broken his pelvis.
He worked at the ski area too, but now would need a ride to and from the hill every day, at least for a while, so that he could work as a cashier. If the boys would drive him, help him handle his enormous dogs, and pay a bit of rent, in return, he would give them the use of a camper mounted on the back of an old truck parked on his wilderness property, as a place to stay throughout the ski season.
This camper, again, was just a camper mounted on the back of a truck and exactly as small as that sounds.
Further, it had the interesting feature of being unheated. Now if it were parked on a beach in California or North Carolina, places where some of the boys’ previous bohemian adventures had occurred, this probably wouldn’t have been a problem. But let’s keep in mind that this camper was parked on some wilderness property in the Colorado Rockies, where cougars and bears were prevalent and frequently in view, and further that the plan was to stay in said camper during the winter!
I believe my exact response, when Pat told me the plan was, “Ummmm…okay.”
Their mother, my beloved Deb, said even less, but found a way to keep herself busy in another room. In the coming months, things the boys told me about their adventures were passed on to Deb on a need to know basis only.
Often, I wished the boys didn’t think I needed to know either. And to their credit, they didn’t tell me until they were safely back in Michigan that, by the way their friend’s enormous dogs were there to keep the cougars and bears away, and that once they, heh, heh, had a small fire in the camper, involving their self-contained little propane heater. Funny stuff guys!
In addition, the circumstances changed somewhat as the months went on and their friend’s pelvis healed. He, typical tough guy mountain man, was soon no longer in need of rides to and from the ski hill, and his shift often didn’t coincide with theirs anyway and so, the boys started to take the shuttle bus up to the ski area and back each day.
This involved a mile and half walk, often in the dark, in cougar country, in all weathers, to the bus stop, then another mile and a half walk, through the cougar infested darkness, and the driving snow, after a day of work, home. After which they would light up their heater, do whatever it is they did in the camper for an hour or two, then, douse the heater and crawl into their sleeping bags to wake in the morning to temperatures all the way down to and less than zero.
“Boy, those long underwear were cold in the morning!” Tag said to me one day this past summer as the boys and I were discussing their adventures.
“Why didn’t you put your long underwear and socks in the sleeping bag with you when you went to sleep?” I asked. “That way they would have been warm in the morning.”
The looks on their faces were priceless.
The look they exchanged with each other after a moment, even more so.
“Well Dad,” Tag said at last with a sheepish grin. “You weren’t there.”
No, I wasn’t.
I wasn’t there for those walks to and from work, often in the dark, in cougar country, or the two mile walks into town for their weekly showers. I wasn’t there when they decided to live dangerously and cook out on the outdoor grill near the camper, with one of them cooking and the other looking out for cougars. I wasn’t there when their friend showed them the picture on his game camera of the cougar cubs running right past the camper, no doubt being shadowed my Mama, just out of camera range. I wasn’t there for those cold nights and mornings, for the dumb questions and irrational complaints from customers up on the mountain in the ski shop, for the long involved conversations the two of them must have had about everything from the sublime to the ridiculous.
I wasn’t there for grand sunrises and sunsets in the mountains, for mornings of crystalline powder up on the ski slopes. For the incredible and unique people they met from all over the world.
For wildlife they saw, the wild life they lived. I wasn’t there as their beards grew and they transformed, like their compatriots, into true modern bohemian mountain men.
I wasn’t there.
This was their adventure. And a grand one. Amazing stuff. Something they will tell stories about for the rest of their lives.
There is an epilogue.
First, while the boys have now headed back to Colorado, they have vowed never again to live in campers, especially unheated ones, during the winter. They have an apartment with some like-minded friends. Things, I’m assuming, since they are very busy and I rarely hear from them, are going swimmingly. Or maybe skiingly? By the way, I take the lack of communication as a good sign, and I know most parents of twenty somethings will understand that no-news-is-good-news statement as one made by a man who loves his sons, and doesn’t wish for them to have problems for both their sakes and his.
And one more thing, which I can’t resist telling. About two weeks after the boys returned to Michigan last Spring, they got a message from their camper-owning bohemian friend telling them that the camper wouldn’t be available this winter.
Why? Because, shortly after they left last May, a grizzly bear decided to slash open the camper with his massive strength and razor sharp claws and teeth, in quest of some packets of oatmeal that their friend had left in the camper. The pictures, which the boys for some reason, probably sadism, showed me, are appalling.
Oh, what might have been!
But oh, what is! My son’s are mountain men! More importantly, somewhere in the mountains of Colorado as I write this, my sons are happy.
Ski that deep powder boys! Your father loves you.
On the stove, the duck gumbo my wife Debbie made is simmering. It’s so good, and I can’t wait to serve it to these boys. I’ve been duck hunting now for 45 years. Four and a half decades. How many cold sunrises have I seen? How many whistling wings in the dark have I heard? How many crosses of the cold lake alone and in good company have I made? How many late mornings after the shooting has stopped for the day, have I spent just watching the Fall colors move in a west wind? How many days have I spent sitting in the snow on the beach, covered in a white sheet for winter camouflage, waiting for one last duck?
In October of 1973, the year before I started duck hunting, my father died. It was October 30 to be exact, right at the high point of the duck season. That November my brother Tim took me out to camp. It was his way of starting to pass on what Dad had taught him, I think. But it was right after the funeral and only a few weeks after Dad and his old buddy Tim Quinlan had gone one last time to camp. Dad was really sick, at the time, coughing constantly. When my brother and I arrived at camp a few weeks later, there were tissues everywhere. Tissues in which my dear dead father had slowly coughed up his life.
“There’s no point in pretending we don’t see it, I guess,” my brother sighed and began picking up the tissues. It wasn’t good. Terrible start, but my brother is persistent.
The next Fall, my brother Tim went out to inspect my Dad’s old duck blind, “the popcorn stand”, an ice shanty with a chainsaw hole cut in it, so that my dad and his buddy, Tim Quinlan, and my brother, Tim could shoot ducks. That inspection must have been sad for my brother. Especially since over the winter, or perhaps some time during a heavy wind in the Spring or Summer, the old blind had fallen in upon itself. You can’t make this stuff up.
I don’t know to this day if it was my brother Tim’s idea, my mother’s idea, my idea, or…well, I’m just going to say it…my Dad’s idea, but the next year, 1974, my brother took me duck hunting for the first time. I was 14 and my forearms and wrists were thin and too weak for much of a shotgun. I didn’t really have the right clothes to wear either, but we cobbled something together and my brother Tim and I went out. To be honest, I’m not sure where we hunted that first year. I know soon after or maybe right away we started trying out lot of different spots for blinds. Tim thought and rethought, that’s something he does, and we moved several times. I didn’t care much one way or the other where we hunted, I just wanted to be with my brother and have something to think about and do that was fun.
Because I had those skinny forearms and wrists, too skinny for a 12 gauge, I hunted that first year with a .410. You can’t really shoot ducks with a .410 unless you are one wonderful shot, but that didn’t matter either. And that season, every duck that went down Tim attributed to my great shooting. I didn’t believe him at all, and he knew that, but it was a hell of a nice thing to say and he said it all the time, because my brother is an infinitely nice man at his core.
And when I think about it now, he was 25 then. My God…25. He was just a kid, barely older than these kids sitting at the camp dining table now. They’re a couple of biology fish and wildlife students at Lake Superior State University. One, Lawrence, is the grandson of one of my father’s old outdoor buddies. The family has a place down the lake from us, in the west bay. I ran into Lawrence and his friend Montie this morning, in the dark, as I paddled down towards the channel between the main body of the lake and the northeastern muddy finger. The finger, along which our duck blinds have traditionally been, is frozen over, but I had planned to sit at the channel and hunt out towards the big lake in a light southeast wind. By the time I got there this morning these boys were already throwing out their decoys. I cursed mildly under my breath when I realized that, and tried to think of another spot on the lake to hunt.
Before setting out for a new hunting spot, I said, “Good morning,” to them from the darkness. There was a long pause. Then, a moment later, the grandson, Lawrence, a really nice kid, invited me to hunt with them. I gladly accepted.
“You were just suddenly there,” says the grandson’s friend, Montie, relating the impression my voice in the darkness left on him that morning. He is now seated with Lawrence at the old knotty pine dining table in the front room of our camp.
And it occurs to me now that I have become that guy. The old guy. The one who just sort of appears out of nowhere in his silent canoe, with his two dogs who will retrieve anything in sight and who listen to my every word and who slather everyone they meet with doggy affection. I’ve become that guy: the old man hunter with his dogs about whom young hunters tell stories. It’s impossible. Amazing. I’ve become mysterious. I’m not mysterious. Except that I am.
How did this happen?
Well it happened in that first year with the .410 and in the years that followed with my dad’s old 12 gauge Remington. It happened on warm and cold days in the blinds with my brother, and later his friends and my friends and my brothers Jim and Denny, and their friends. And it happened with year after year of good hunts and bad hunts and broken down outboard motors, broken guns, failed hunting expectations, and late season surprises of mad rushing flocks of buffleheads. It happened one retriever after another, little Brandy, then Snowshoe, then Minnesota, then Gus, then Huck, then Tom, and now Sam. It happened with wild events involving ducks falling from the sky with mighty splashes, roaring over our heads en masse with the sound like an aircraft landing as the wind whistled through their wings. It happened with mallards and buffleheads, ringnecks and bluebills, red heads and the occasional canvasback, wigeons, teals, sometimes even geese, mergansers, scouters and on rarest occasions old squaws. It happened on days when there were hundreds passing overhead and swirling around. It happened on days when we couldn’t miss. On days when we couldn’t hit a thing, or when there wasn’t anything to hit. On days when the retrievers had lots to learn, and days when they amazed us with their know how and deathless spirits plowing through heavy surf, ice, frozen mud, and twisting weeds and decoy lines. It happened on dangerous high wind days, on days when the lake was flat and reflected a low, gorgeous late fall sun or moon. It happened on days when the water was literally freezing all around us.
And now, for the most part, I hunt alone. My nephews and my brother hunt in another blind. My sons, who each tried out duck hunting, have so far not taken it up. You never know, but I’m almost 61 now and they are 30 or almost 30. If they were going to hunt, they’d be doing it now, I think. I grudge nothing in any of that. It’s just life. I enjoy the quiet time. I thought that was just what old guys did. I didn’t know until just now, until the young wildlife student’s comment, about my greeting in the dark that morning, that I had become the old mysterious hunter.
It pleases me, I won’t lie, as I dish out some of my wife’s wonderful duck gumbo and the boys comment and slurp their approval. It was a very cold day on the lake and we did very well. Today will be a story we’ll tell of when we couldn’t miss and nearly everything we saw ended up being brought in by my labs Tom and Sam. Another great day at hunting which began, all began for me— can it be really?— 45 years ago.
Soon the boys are gone, and the day goes on. I sit and read, and the dogs slumber. Late in the day we go out for a walk. I go to bed very early and can’t quite get myself through the latest chapter of my book. I’m sure I snore pretty loud, but nobody is there to hear it.
In the morning I go out again, and a few flocks go by, but the wind is strong out of the west, and the ducks aren’t coming in like they did the day before. I manage a couple of shots, but nothing falls. It’s futile and I think the hunting is probably over for the season. My brother Tim has been telling me for the last two years that my late season hunts are kind of dangerous in my canoe. I tell him that I always stay very close to shore. He tells me that there comes a time to stop hunting and that I always let it go by and keep going out too late in the season. When it’s over it’s over he tells me. He’s right. Still the big brother. But I don’t listen well. Never have.
I gave up outboard motors some years ago, when I grew frustrated with always having to take some broken down hulk to the shop in the middle of hunting season. That gets old. So I took up going down the lake in my canoe figuring that the only thing that can go wrong is that the big kayak paddle I use might break. I figure if the day comes when I can’t paddle anymore, I probably shouldn’t be out hunting anyway. I think there’s some wisdom in that.
Earlier this year my old wooden paddle did break and I tried to tape it back together like a baseball bat. It held for two days before a strong southwest wind and the accompanying strong waves were too much for it and it snapped in two. I borrowed another kayak paddle from Tim, a high tech metal one, and was back in business. I’ll get a new wooden paddle for next year and, with any luck, be back in business at the blinds all under my own power through my low tech equipment.
I go to bed early again, after that day of futility at the spot near the channel. The next morning, this morning, comes and I got out yet again in a hard west wind. I stay close to the shore and pick out a spot on the northeast corner of the big lake, with a little shelter from the wind. Snow is everywhere and I wear a white camo hat and an old sheet with hole in the middle for my head over hunting coats and waders. You would be amazed how long it took me to think of cutting the hole for my head. For years I just draped it over my shoulders, or tried to hold it together with an old clothespin. It never worked. I’m old not smart.
The outlook is not good, this morning, but the weather is interesting. There are snow squalls working across the big lake I can see them coming from the west. Between bouts of absolute whiteout and wind there is sun. My dogs, spoiled by the great hunting of two days ago, whine occasionally. I tell Tom, the elder statesmen, at 7 years old, that I can’t make the ducks come, we just have to wait. He knows that.
At last a common merganzer passes far out, so there are still some waterfowl on the lake. I wait a while longer and finally, some ringnecks, about 12 of them, line up from the east for a pass at my decoys .The same thrill I had when I was 14 surges through me. They are setting their wings, but suddenly, suddenly, and I don’t know why, you never know why, they pull up and make a distant flyby off to the southwest. I line up a duck in the center of the flock knowing its probably futile. I lock in through the sight of my over/under Browning, and pull the trigger twice in quick succession. Miraculously, at that great distance, a bird falls! I find out later it’s a drake, he makes a marvelous splash in the heavy seas, between the snowflakes driven on the west wind. Dead as a stone. A true “golden bb” shot, as Tim would call it.
“Come on boys!” I say to my dogs, “Let’s go get a duck!”
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I was ten in 1968. It was a really bad time to be 10. There was a hell of a lot going on and I was just old enough to be aware of it and just young enough not to understand a single bit of it.
Martin Luther King was shot by James Earl Ray. I was struck, at the time, by how everybody always said all three of both their names. I was afraid to ask why. I didn’t know that there wasn’t really a reason. Beyond that, I was stumped. But everybody else seemed to be going along. So I went along. Later that year Bobby Kennedy was shot. His middle name we never used until after he was buried. There wasn’t a reason for that either, or if there was, I still don’t know what. I now know his middle name was Fitzgerald, like his older brother’s who was also shot five years earlier in 1963 by another three name guy: Lee Harvey Oswald. Oswald was also shot, but by a two name guy, Jack Ruby. Bobby was killed by a man who only had one name and used it twice: Sirhan Sirhan. I heard just this week that he’d been recently stabbed in prison, completing the cycle of incoherence. I don’t know who stabbed him or whether whoever it was goes by one name, one name repeated, two names or three names. I know only that none of this makes any sense. It never did. Anyway, I’m sure Sirhan Sirhan only cares about who it was that stabbed him so he can look out for that guy the next time. Sirhan Sirhan was a kid in 1968, just 24, and now he’s 75. I still don’t know what his motivation was other than that he was a Palestinian, and that Bobby had said something he took as negative concerning the Palestinians. Is that enough to shoot someone you don’t even really know? I guess, for him, at the time, it was. I wonder if he thinks it was worth it now. I wonder if he thinks there was reason enough for Bobby to die. At one point, apparently he did. Sirhan Sirhan will never see the outside world again anyway. He’s been a citizen of prison much longer than he was ever anything else. Maybe you can see some sense in there somewhere. I don’t. I do remember, a strange detail, that right after he shot Bobby, Rosey Grier the football player, and Rafer Johnson the Olympian, broke most of the fingers on Sirhan Sirhan’s right hand getting the gun away from him. To me it all seems pretty random and awful, just like it did in 1968 when I was ten.
There were a lot of other things that happened in 1968 too. None of which I understood. There were police riots at the Democratic Convention in Chicago, which involved my brother Tim, I found out many years later. Tim was a delegate for Eugene McCarthy, not to be confused at all with Joe McCarthy who history tells us was a flaming asshole bent on rooting out communists, who had as his lieutenants JFK and Richard Nixon who was elected in 1968 over the roars of a whole bunch of kids who wanted the Vietnam War to end. As for Tim, he and buddy got in their car and got the hell out of Chicago when Mayor Daily showed up and told them all, all of those leftist long haired Eugene McCarthy delegates to leave. Later a long haired friend of theirs was on the front page of the Chicago Tribune flipping off a cop in riot gear. It’s an interesting story, a little family connection to history, but I’m still not sure what that meant either. In Vietnam the Thet Offensive happened in 1968. I only knew the name about that, nothing else. I’ve heard it was pretty awful. How could it not be? It was war.
Anyway, I was 10. I knew nothing. I was living in a very white town in the Upper Peninsula, which I would find out later wasn’t actually all that white. The fact was many of the people in the town were Indian…er…Native American…er First People. Many of my friends were First People, in fact and I was completely unaware of that fact. Had you asked me at the time I would not have made that awful, stereotypical, racist statement, “Some of my best friends are Indians,” because I didn’t know that. Until I was in college, nine years later, I was, in fact, unaware that First People (who everybody including First People still called Indians then, even though the name is based on mistaken identity. Then again what name isn’t?) constituted a separate race from Caucasian, which I was largely unaware I was either. I just thought I was B.G. or Beeg. The fact is, many of my First Person friends may also have been unaware, at least in the existential sense that they were First People, or as it would have been then, Indians. At the very least they were oblivious or indifferent to that fact. Every once in a while somebody would start asking a crowd of kids what nationality they were and we’d say what we knew which wasn’t always much and then go on beating the shit out of each other for completely non-racial reasons, calling each other names, falling in and out of love with each other, beating the shit out of each other and calling each other names because we had fallen in love with each other and generally running around our little home town raising hell if we were brave and bad or staying home and studying if we were timid and good, all of which qualities, most of us possessed, at least part of the time.
It may not have been in 1968, but it was some time around then, when kids first started wearing bracelets engraved with the names of boys who were missing in action in Vietnam. It was a great awareness Idea. The motivation was good. Unfortunately, because we were young and tribal and didn’t really understand much of anything, because we lived in the middle of nowhere, though, during childhood, everywhere is kind of the middle of nowhere when you think about it, the whole nice gesture towards those poor missing or dead soldier boys quickly devolved into superstition. I remember several kids saying they would never take their bracelet off because if they did the soldier boy would die. I already was feeling Catholic guilt, though like everything else, I didn’t really understand exactly what that was at the time, but anyway, because of that vague feeling, I decided I didn’t need a bracelet I could never take off to go with it.
Woodstock happened that year too. I heard the name, later associated it with a Peanuts character, but honestly didn’t really know what that was until at least the late 70’s. I did know about the wild clothes and long hair, because my older siblings were wearing them, but what they meant and why, I hadn’t a clue. Truth, most of the kids with the hair and clothes, in retrospect didn’t either, no matter what they say now.
A Chicago song of that general period went, “Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care? Cause though I can’t imagine why? We’ve all got time enough to cry (die).”
It was true then. In 1968 a lot of crap was going down, but everybody was just living their lives the way people always do. Some folks got involved. Others not so much. It was what it was. You lived, you ate. If you were a kid, you teased, got teased, laughed, cried, occasionally got in a fight, sometimes fell in love, lived your life.
I would ask my mom and dad what it was like to be an adult then, but they’re both dead now so I can’t. I’m betting it was not unlike being an adult now, or being an adult during ancient Rome for that matter. It’s hard. You don’t know what the hell is going on most of the time. You do your best, try to make ethical choices and be civil to other people, having given up teasing others and beating the shit out of them and, for the most part, others having given up teasing and beating the shit out of you during childhood.
We didn’t know in 1968, even though a lot of stuff was happening, that we were living in a watershed year. I didn’t even know that phrase until I was in my 30’s. Are we living in a watershed year now? Not surprisingly, I don’t know.
So. Let’s look at 2019 in comparison to 1968.
A flaming asshole is President now. One who makes Joe McCarthy look like an intellectual. I mean, this guy really doesn’t know anything at all. If you voted for him, well, that’s your lookout, but I’m just stating the facts. The guy is a complete idiot. Among other things he doesn’t know what the phrase, “second thoughts” means. Asked by a reporter if he was having second thoughts about his China tariff policy recently, he responded, “I have second thoughts about everything.” Clearly he didn’t know this meant that he was unsure of himself because his staff scrambled around for hours afterwards putting a different spin on what he’d said. One thing I do know, and everybody who has ever listened to him for five minutes knows, is that that guy is never publicly unsure of himself. He’s incoherent a lot. He’s obnoxious, abhorrent, the next thing to a badly trained bear with the uncanny ability to mutter inanities, but he doesn’t, unfortunately lack confidence in himself or the mind bogglingly stupid, hateful things he says. He clearly thought “having second thoughts” meant he was smart not indecisive or contemplative. He isn’t smart, just to clarify. Not at all. That’s just a fact. In fact, he’s a big ignorant lout. As an example of his ignorant loutishness, he still believes in teasing people unmercifully and beating the shit out of other people. If you don’t believe me, just watch video tape of him in action. There are hundreds of examples. At one point he literally tells a crowd of his followers to punch a guy who is heckling him in the face. In other words, he’s not an adult, he’s a child, and a pretty badly behaved one.
So, that’s different from 1968.
The President we elected in 1968 was very much an adult. A corrupt, hard hearted one, no doubt, who didn’t hesitate to bomb another country (Cambodia) without getting permission from Congress, but an adult. He did have some vague idea about treating people decently. He also wasn’t an overt racist. Another guy ran as an independent in that race. He was a horrible bigot, overtly so, but still smarter than our current President. At the time, though, most everybody just thought he was a joke. He got a good slice of the vote, probably lost the election for the dithering guy with a decent heart from Minnesota, who lost the election to Mr. hard heart. Later, the third party bigot had a change of heart. Good for him, that doesn’t help all the people he hurt and had a hand in killing in Alabama before that, but, better late than never.
I could write a lot more about 1968, or about 2019. I could tell you that while assassinations for political reasons now seems to be on the wain, mass shootings for no reason whatsoever, or for out and out unreasoning hatful, bigoted, insane reasons, are on the rise. What caused that change in focus? Damned if I know. Damned if anybody knows. All I know is that it’s horrible and makes me cry like a little boy every time it happens because I still don’t understand. I just don’t understand.
So, where does that leave me? Where does that leave us? I don’t know that either.
I do wish that just for five minutes one or both of my wonderful, though dead, parents could be here in this room alive with me now just to hug me and tell me it’s all going to be all right. At age ten, or at almost age 61 that’s something everybody needs.
Come to think of it, they used to sing about that a lot in 1968.
Yup, I’m one of those people.
I get up at 4 a.m. nearly every day. Yup, you’re reading that right. Not five, not six: four. I feed my labradors Tom and Sam, and get them settled either out in the pen or back in the downstairs darkness. Then, I spend a solid two hours reading and writing. Then I have breakfast, a little granola with yogurt and fruit. I have some coffee as well. It’s still dark at this point, but the sun is coming. In warmer weather I head outside to the patio to do some stretches and lifting with a kettle bell. When it gets colder, I stay inside and try not to wake people up. Then, just as the sun is coming up, I head out on a two mile walk with the dogs, which they love, maybe more than they love being fed or petted. It may even rank right up there with going hunting. I’m not exactly sure. Anyway, they love it.
After that, often with lots of new ideas rolling around in my head, I’ll make a note or two about things to write tomorrow morning, or things to do today, then I head out on my bike, sometimes for 12 miles, some times for 28 miles depending on the day. If it’s raining a lot of this gets put aside, but I adjust, and do little somethings that approximate the usual, though I don’t feel exactly right without doing the whole routine.
In winter the walking and riding are replaced by cross country skiing, right out my door and into the morning. Sometimes the snow is deep and the going is sticky. Tough mornings, those. Sometimes I glide over the top as though I’m floating or flying. I always remember those mornings, but try not to hope for them. It’s so much better when they’re a surprise. On those good skiing days, nothing else really has to go right. I can glide over anything. Yes, it’s that grand.
There is absolutely nothing about getting up early and the whole routine that follows that I don’t love. I love being alone while others are sleeping, especially others I love. I like to think of them there, at rest, safe, with me as their watchman, their guardian. I like to launch into some new writing, like what I’m writing at this very moment. I’m always unsure exactly where it’s going, and I love finding out. What’s more, writing, thinking, reading, always seems easier early, when my old mind is fresh and the house is quiet. I’m sometimes amazed with how much I’ve gotten done.
I love the silence, of stars and streetlights. Then I love the little sounds, little lights, of my little town gradually starting to awaken. Maybe a kitchen light comes on next door, after I’ve been up for an hour. A truck starts up for somebody headed to work early, probably at the mine. Once the school year starts, little kid voices of song, joke, or complaint come up here or there, accompanied by advice or cajoling from somebody’s mom or dad. Dogs bark at the early morning doings, or at deer or bear or rabbits out in the early morning yards of our little wilderness town. Garage doors open. And after a long interval, day is started and my quiet time is over, but I’m ready. I’m truly ready to go. I don’t mind that it takes longer all the time, due to my ever advancing age, for me to be prepared for my day. It takes longer to get ready now, even though I do so much less during each day that follows my routine than when I was a full time teacher, director, and part time writer. I enjoy the long silence, even the extra effort it takes now. Even the new pain and strain of stretching, lifting, walking, riding, caused by the aging of my body.
Yup, I’m one of those people.
My mother was too. I’m not sure exactly when she got up, but I know that her manual typewriter in her work room on the top floor of our house at 515 Newberry Avenue started clacking and clattering at 5 a.m., creating words, phrases, sentences, and ringing off at the ends of lines. I didn’t know exactly what she was doing. I often wondered how she could possibly have so much to type in order to get ready for teaching school. We all found out later that it wasn’t just school. In fact, it mostly wasn’t school. We found out she was writing too. Essays and short stories. Letters. Even an attempt at a novel or two. She was published a few times. She loved that, I think, but from all the incomplete works we found I think there was a bit of frustration too. She was always pushing herself. Always! Right to the end. She never quite measured up to her own high standards for herself I think. She sure measured up to and exceeded mine for a mother and mentor. I’m not sure she knew that. I hope I told her so in a way that was clear. She deserved to know that.
I often wonder if it was growing up on a farm that made her rise early. Or was it that her mother was a teacher and writer too, or both? Was it that there had always been an early riser or two in her family going all the way back to the farms of the new world, and even before that to Europe. to names of early rising ancestors I don’t even know, maybe even my mother didn’t know. I don’t know how we became early risers. I only know that we did.
I never minded that her typewriter was clacking, clattering, and ringing at 5 a.m. I found it comforting. Sometimes I fell back to sleep after I heard it, often I didn’t. But I didn’t mind. It gave me the time, even then, to get ready. And pretty soon I was starting my own morning routine, though nowhere near as elaborate as the one I follow now.
If my mother’s typewriter hadn’t clacked, clattered, and rung at 5 a.m., I wonder if I’d be up writing this now. Is it nurture or nature, environment or genetics, influence or proclivity? I wonder if 20 or 30 years from now, if I’m still around, I’ll still be rising early and preparing in this long, luxurious, excruciating, invigorating, habitual fashion. I wonder if I’ll be able to. I hope I will. It would be great to just keep on with the process. Hold to it without thinking about it, never clinging desperately, just dong what I do. If I have to give up the silence and the stars and the writing and the typing, the sipping, the chewing, the feeding and petting, the walking and the riding, I hope it happens one thing, one simple pleasure, one habit at a time, very, very gradually. That would be fitting. That would have symmetry. That would be great. That would be the microcosm in the macrocosm or vice versa. I think I’d take pleasure in that too. I think I’d take pleasure in even the knowledge that I was down to just two or three things as part of my morning routine, then one, then eventually maybe just waking up would be enough.
That’s all very interesting to consider, and worth considering, but it doesn’t matter much in the end. I do what I do. I do something very similar to what my mother did. Likely something similar to what her mother or father did and on back to the turn of the last century, the time of the Civil War, the Revolutionary War, on back to England and Ireland. Back before there were countries at all. On back to the founding of the family names and places. Early risers. People who believe in getting on with things. Living small routines into a bigger day over and over until you can’t do it anymore. In the end, that’s my heritage.
In the end I’m just one of those people.
I’m not able to stop writing. That is until I am. Then I simply can’t start again. I don’t even want to. Until a new wave hits. That’s how it was when the first drafts of the 12 Hunter Lake books started developing one morning a couple of years ago: a light, insistent breeze that wouldn’t stop. The half created ideas swirled around me, waiting for me to take the action of making them real by writing them down. I am always hesitant to do so, because once they’re on paper, I usually like them well enough, but never love them. They always seem to have the right to exist, though. And, like Frankenstein’s creature, or a cake just out of the oven, it’s too late then anyway.
Well, right now that’s happening again, but not exactly the same way. It’s never exactly the same way. Right now, I’m musing.
I know this probably sounds strange. Any creation is strange and comes to exist in mystery and a kind of wonder. There’s a magic in making something that wasn’t there a moment before. It’s quite disconcerting too when the creation is a person, or group of people, or a whole damned town as in the case of my novellas. Yes, it’s quite a psychic event to make something up that wasn’t there a moment ago. Or was there but only in wisps and whispers, faint colors half seen in the dawn, happy dog barks in the distance.
Musings. That’s what they are. Musings. Negotiations, conversations, with the Muse. I listen for a while then ask the Muse, What is this you’re saying? The answer is always partly incomprehensible but lovely. Incoherent but bitter. Atoms, molecules, of thought and feeling swirling down or up or sideways or timelessly on the tides of the void that’s no void at all but full of spirit life.
I’m 60. Almost 61 and lately things from my childhood have been returning to me in these musings. One of those things, among the half realized musings, has risen in song, an impulse, a pulse, am impulsion and compulsion. It keeps coming back as the background music for little league baseball games, things my parents said, days at the lake that baffled me and broke my young heart with their beauty, the fur of a certain collie dog, and the sound of a nun’s rosary beads clicking together, coming this way as a threat from around the corner.
The background music for all of this, the song, is John Hartford’s Gentle on My Mind. Yes, I know it was Glen Campbell who had the hit with the song, but he’s only one among over three hundred who recorded it after it came out in 1968, right up to Alison Krauss in 2017. Hartford’s version is superior to anyone else’s but he never grudged Campbell the hit song. Hartford said that money from the song, especially Campbell’s version, bought Hartford his freedom for the rest of his life. And it was a very interesting life lived on his own terms until 2002. He could have done a lot of very commercial things he never did. He just stayed John Hartford the rest of his life. I wish I’d met him. Even when I was a boy, I felt like I knew him. He had a goofy half hippy air about him. He seemed like that genuine out there friend every good family has. The one with ideas who inspires without even trying, the person who represents for everybody you love, the road less traveled.
Anyway, his song keeps coming back. My son, Pat, said after hearing it for the first time, at my insistence a few days ago, said that it’s unique because it has a story, but it’s a story, as in most good poems that is open. You can fill in the detail any way you like. You can make it your own. I suppose it wouldn’t still be in my head after 50 years if I hadn’t made it my own. But the original metaphors, the open road imagery and all that traveling that harkens back to Walt Whitman is what really makes it live. Hartford said he wrote the song after seeing Dr. Zhivago, but also said that too much has been made of that over the years. He said he saw the movie, got into a mood, but then wrote from his own life. So there’s a source for the song, for the musing that created it, and I suppose, I know, that such things work on me too.
Anyway, if you don’t know the song, look it up some time. Both music and lyrics are enthralling. If you do know it, you probably already know what I’m talking about. Sorry if I’ve got it running in your head now. There are worse songs that could be there.
I wonder if this is what the scientists mean when they talk about a time warp. The song opens a pathway to 1968 when I was ten, or maybe it’s just one of the things that got through and the pathway happened on its own. To keep the ideas from continuing to swirl, I’m writing some of them down, but they don’t seem to be fully prepared yet. They don’t seem ready to settle and the music and the thoughts and the memories and the ideas all keep whirling. It’s not unpleasant, just slightly unnerving. There’s just nothing I can do about them. The compulsion to write is still there, but it doesn’t have a focus.
So, as I often do in such cases, I pick up Walden and start reading. I find myself, probably not randomly, at Thoreau’s description of Spring, but Henry Thoreau’s words are too beautiful, too perceptive for my local heavens, and I start to cry and can’t keep reading. I just don’t measure up. So I have to pick up Michael Cunningham’s Nightfall hoping that the New York writer’s way of making us lesser mortals feel at home, if slightly uncomfortable, will be a match for my currently timid soul, but there I read, “Was the burden of his potential too much for him?” and “What must it be like for Mizzy who came late to the part…who spent his adolescence in barely lit rooms among the leavings and artifacts…” and I, the youngest by six years in a family of incredible people, the rest of whom grew up together, am hit very close to home, but I try to hang on, so I can calm down the ideas which are still swirling, but then I read, “I have no idea how or when I fucked up. If I were a better person, I suppose I’d know,” and I have to put that book down too.
There has always been, will likely always be, a missing piece in my life. I don’t know if other people feel this way, but I suspect at least some of them do. I often think it’s simply that my father died when I was 14, but that doesn’t seem it exactly. It’s a yearning for love certainly. It’s a lost love that can’t be found too, and yet is always right next to me in a whirl of words and phrases each circulating on a different rhythm. Nebulous. It’s embodied for me for any number of no doubt logical and wonderfully illogical reasons I can’t begin to fathom, in the form of a woman. A woman I know but don’t know. I can never see her face. So, she is a Muse, I suppose. Trouble is, she isn’t in the material sense real, and so I can’t just talk to her and simply understand her words. The best I can do is get a glimpse, hear some scattered seemingly incoherent phrases, sometimes whole sentences, ideas. There’s talk, from ancient times among Christians with a literary background, about Divine Sophia: the embodiment of the wisdom of God. I doubt, as Eliot’s Prufrock, did of the Mermaids attentions, that such a personage would humble herself to speak to me, but a guy can hope.
Maybe the reason Gentle on My Mind is moving in and out of my consciousness now is it’s about a woman too, but unlike my musings that move in fragments in many directions simultaneously, the song is elegant in its completeness, its perfection. It flows exactly like the river it mentions and my thoughts flow too, but in many directions, like rivulets. Hartford’s composition is smooth and cool and takes me to a place where my heart swells even at the thought of the song. My heart swells at my incomplete melodies, ideas, fragments too, but far from smoothly, not painfully exactly, playfully. There’s a little teasing nature to them. So it’s probably not Sophia. It’s like Someone, something, saying, “C’mon! Find me!” and I try over and over again, but I never quite exactly succeed, though what I do manage can be pretty pleasing at times.
Who knows, maybe this muse is Sophia, and in my humble case, that’s the best Sophia can manage. You can’t make a silk purse…as they say.
There now. It’s calmed a little. It’s almost quiet in my head. Ha! Gentle on my mind. If I go for a walk or a bike ride now, I might come back with something useful. I’ll give it a try.
I forget stuff.
I have momentary inspirations.
Sometimes lines of poems, whole poems, whole ideas for books drop right down into my brain and just won’t leave me alone until I write them down.
Sometimes ideas for the one classroom of students I still teach hit me based on some experience I’m having, or something I observe.
I read and run across wonderful quotes.
I need lists for the grocery store sometimes.
There are days when I have twelve or thirteen errands in town and there is no way in hell my feeble brain is going to remember them all.
Names of writers, movie stars, old friends, former students go in and out of my head.
When I’m in a play, I forget my lines in the run up to curtain and jot them down in pieces until I can remember them whole, then I never look at them again, but the writing of them helps me remember.
All of these are reasons why I always carry a pocket notebook. Before I did, I remember writing all this stuff down with borrowed pens on scraps of paper which ended up illegible dryer lint in my pockets which I cried over because some great idea had gone. Quite pathetic really. I started carrying notebooks some time during my years in journalism I think, and once I got married and then started working as a teacher I got into the habit of carrying one every day, almost constantly jotting things down. I know what you’re going to say. You could do the same thing with your cell phone, and then you’d only have to carry a cell phone, not a cell phone and a notebook. I can’t tell you you’re wrong. I can’t say, “What if I lose my cell phone?” because you could say the same thing about a notebook. I won’t pretend I haven’t lost my notebook, and my cell phone in the past. Either is a truly terrible existential experience, as though your life is just floating away, just out of your reach and, as in those maddening, horrible dreams, you’re half paralyzed and can’t do a damned thing about it.
I hate that.
Anyway, I can only say in answer to this reasonable proposal that tapping information I need into my cell phone just isn’t the same as writing it in a notebook. It’s less substantial somehow, as though the physical ink, the feel of paper makes the message, the memory, the half conceived line of verse, the name, the idea, more real, gives it tactile existence.
My notebooks do exist. Anyone who knows me knows that. Former students will tell you stories of me standing in front of the classroom and suddenly getting a funny look on my face then holding up a finger to plead for patience as I jot something down. Friends have tried to look over my shoulder as, in mid conversation I start scribbling into a notebook, hoping, I think that I’m not writing down something they just said. Sometimes I am. Sorry, that goes with being a writer, teacher, actor. My wife takes a certain comfort, I think, in the fact that I supplement my memory with my notebook. She knows I’d probably forget every damned thing on Earth and float away into the ether without it.
There are hundreds of notebooks now, I think. Well, at least a hundred, but likely more. I go through at least half a dozen or so a year. Less now that I’m retired, I think. I wonder what that means? They’ve come in lots of forms. Some were too big for my pocket, some too flimsy and got tattered and smudged when they got wet or worn. The one I have right now, which was hand made for me from leather by a former student, Brandon Salo, is perfect. The size and the durable cover. I’m a little panicky about this particular notebook right now because I’m down to the last few pages and Brandon lives in Madrid. I’m spoiled now, I’d hate to go back to a paper cover, but I’ll survive, I suppose.
Here’s a maudlin thought: the notebooks, when I die, will likely all get tossed away by my wife or my sons or whatever other relative or near anonymous someone who goes through my stuff. And that will be my fault. It’s not as though I have put them all in a strongbox marked “important papers” or even filed them in some particular drawer. They, once filled, are in lots of drawers on lots of shelves, in lots of canvas and cloth bags and cardboard boxes. They are everywhere in my house, in my truck.
Pages and pages of words that became poems, words crossed off lists, once vitally important words, mundane words, esoteric words, incomprehensible words, and lots and lots of dates, now long past, half real, ink impressions of former existence.
Really, honestly, I should probably just toss them all out. All but the one I’m using now and the last few before that just so I can reference something I’m doing now that might be mentioned there. Much older than a year and the notebooks are probably just useless collections of paper gathering dust. I should just toss them all out.
Still, each page of each notebook is a bit or piece of my life, both compelling and banal. History in a sense. When in use they were the webs of logic, metaphor, whimsy that kept my life coherent. Or gave me the comforting illusion of coherence. Disregarded and left on a shelf or drawer in a bag or box or in some dusty corner, they become the definition of incoherency, unless, in going through them some quick and pithy memory strikes me, sticks, and then the webs reattach and I am propelled back into former days.
But why in the world would I want that to happen? Sure, nostalgia can be soothing, poignant, sweet, inspiring. Sometimes it can even help in building a better future. But reliving the past, at least for me, is also dangerous. Regrets wait like unexploded landmines. Regret is a terrible, terrible thing. The definition of uselessness and masochism unless you can somehow use it to keep from making the same mistakes over and over again. But who does that?
I wonder, I wonder if whoever eventually discards my notebooks, tosses them into the flames in a burn barrel perhaps, will be compelled to look through them first and in doing so have the same experience I sometimes have. I hope they are not reminded of their own regrets by the implication of mine in those pages, I hope they catch on to the sweetnesses there, the innocence, the limited wisdom. I sincerely hope so, but the point is likely moot. I rarely if ever go through them. Why would anybody else do so?
Still, a guy can hope. Here’s what I hope. I hope some young man or woman who is related to me, or even unrelated to me, will some day, long after I’m gone, go through these notebooks ignore the dark bits and try to piece together what it was I was trying to do, where it was exactly that I was headed. Given the luxury of time and perspective, maybe they’ll be able to piece it all together maybe suddenly one word that I frantically scribbled down all those years ago will click and it will all come out meaning something that he or she can use. Maybe even use to change the world for the better.
Yeah, I know it’s unlikely, almost certainly silly, but that’s why I’m saving my notebooks.
My puppy brings me presents. On our morning walk each day, we work our way east along the edge of Boston Lake, down the railroad tracks off on to a snowmobile trail, through a cutover land, back down the tracks west and home. It takes almost exactly an hour and fifteen minutes. At some point, when Sam, my chocolate lab pup, is not playing with his older uncle Tom, also a chocolate, he veers off somewhere, disappears for a few moments and comes back with something. What? Empty cigarette packs, empty beer cans, soda cans and bottles, water bottles, candy wrappers, plastic bags, paper bags, bits of cloth, once a whole pant cuff, parts of broken snowmobiles and bits of snowmobile helmets, (I’ve been relieved that he’s never brought me a snowmobiler, but the joke is if I keep saving the parts he brings, eventually I’ll have a snowmobile of my own.) deflated basketballs, bits of birch bark and huge sections of tree limbs, a child’s mitten designed to look like a penguin, a bobber with the Canadian flag maple leaf design on it, and recently, a large, tin, no trespassing sign. He’s seven months old now and he’s been doing it for a while. I have a box in the garage where I keep the most unusual items. I do that so that when I tell this story, people will believe me.
Sam. Samwise actually, named for a character in The Lord of the Rings, who was, no doubt, given Tolkien’s literary background, named for Pickwick’s wise if simple servant Sam in Charles Dicken’s The Pickwick Papers. Interestingly, George R.R. Martin almost certainly named his similar character Same Tarley, for Frodo’s servant Samwise Gamgee. And so it goes among literary types. I also had, of course, Sam Clemens in mind when we named him, to go with my old dog Huckleberry, who I told you so much about recently, and, of course, Tom, whose actual name is Tom Sawyer.
Tom is a story all his own. Raised by Huck he has his own peculiarities which Huck’s calm nature helped to quell. Tom’s thing is his need to let us know when anything is out of the ordinary, especially outside or at the door. He’s a barker, even when somebody he knows is coming in. It’s a compulsion, which has calmed down a bit at our urging and Huck’s when the old guy was still around, but also by Tom’s own actions. Whenever he feels the need to bark he picks up a stuffed toy or his bone and still can’t help to keep from barking, but muffles it with this encumbrance.
When this habit of barking at everything first emerged in Tom I said, “Boy, he’s alert!”
My wife Deb responded, “He’s a lert all right.” And has ever after called poor Tom, “The Lert.”
She doesn’t mean anything unpleasant by it. And it is pretty funny.
But back to Sam’s presents.
I don’t know why he brings them. But it’s always the same. He walks back up to where I’m walking, usually on the tracks, and lays whatever it is at my feet. That is unless it’s a deer or bird bone which he also brings to me, but doesn’t give me until I demand them.
Most of the presents, I’ve noticed, are something connected with people somehow, so I guess he’s be a pretty good rescue dog. He’s got a great nose, and he obviously uses it to find these items, and deer, and birds, and snapping turtles, squirrels and dead frogs. Sometimes he brings me the dead frogs. These gifts, I don’t keep.
Tom never interferes with these presentations. It’s as though he, now seven years old, understands that this is the puppy’s way. This is Sam’s thing like Tom’s “a lert ness”. Tom has had to put up with a lot from Sam. Sam is a kind of irascible and endlessly playful character. He baits and tugs at Tom all the time, and the older dog only occasionally retaliates by knocking the pup head over tin cups when they’re out for a run. Unfortunately, these good natured, well-intentioned assaults have almost no effect on Sam’s behavior. He likes them.
Saint Tom, I sometimes call the older dog when I see Sam mauling him and Tom just lying there peacefully. Tom has been through a lot with me and my family and all we have to put up with is a little barking now and then from him, it’s a pretty good deal for us, at least.
But what’s with Sam’s gifts? Is it about attention? Is he just trying to please me? Is he truly fascinated by what he’s found and wants me to share in the fascination? Does he think I’ll find some use for these things? Of course I’ve reinforced this activity by always looking over what he brings and praising him for them, before either pocketing the latest item to be disposed of later or kept as a conversation piece if it’s interesting.
So now, this behavior, this gift-giving is locked in, part of almost every walk. I accept as Sam’s nature. So does Tom. Tom takes it at face value. I’m usually too distracted by whatever is in my head or heart to anticipate the almost daily gift, to wonder, “Gee, what will he bring today?” so, there’s no anticipation and it’s always a surprise. It’s flattering really. Humbling. Somebody wants my approval or at least attention and goes out of his way to get it. I like that. Love it really.
It’s quite a gift.
And maybe there’s some wisdom in that simplicity. It’s just a gift. A simple gift. There’s nothing to contemplate here. The existence of it ought to be enough. And it’s not the item itself, whatever it happens to be, that matters. It’s the gesture. Am I reading too much into this? Probably. Does that matter? No. I’m just glad to keep on accepting Sam’s presents and his presence and that of Saint Tom the Lert’s in my life.
Both make me very happy.
On a clear crisp morning recently, I was biking on my old one speed along county road 496 near my home.
A young woman with her labradoodle ran towards me on the rough shoulder. She was in black running clothes. Her hair was tied back with a matching black hair swaddle. As I passed her I said, “Good morning!” and I smiled. She smiled back at me. Her smile was a nice, friendly smile, but at that moment I was in an indifferent mood for no particular reason and her smile didn’t mean anything to me.
Maybe my smile didn’t mean anything to her either. Or maybe her smile was quite genuine and mine wasn’t. What came to me as I rode on beyond her and her dog and on down the road, was that I should really be more generous towards others. I should give them credit for caring. The benefit of the doubt at least.
Smiles are funny things.
Biologists and anthropologists tell us that smiles among humans and other primates are a way of showing good will. A way of fending off possible attacks is a darker way of looking at that. A survival mechanism. Something we do to preserve our lives. An act of selfishness in essence. Wow, that’s dark.
Interestingly, just the slightest tweak of an expression can turn a smile from a welcome to a threat. That’s pretty dark too.
Sometimes, though, we smile because we’re genuinely happy. Those are great times. We’ve just given birth, or watched our wives give birth. We’ve just gotten married or engaged. One of our kids has done something amazing or cute. We’re in love, or satisfied with something we’ve done at work or in our homes. We’re proud of ourselves or somebody we love. Or a nice Summer breeze, Winter sunset, Fall leaf, Spring wildflower has touched us at some childhood core and a smile has bloomed. The best of times, those.
Sometimes we smile just so that somebody won’t ask us how things are going because they’re not going that well, or because we just want to get on with the day and get this person we’ve encountered out of our face as quickly as possible. If we’re lucky in life, or blessed, or just very optimistic and open, the first kind of smiles outnumber the second.
How many times have I smiled in my life? How many times a day do I smile? How many times have I smiled out of genuine happiness? How many times as a survival mechanism? How many times out of force of habit? How convincing are my smiles? And what have been all of the causes? It would take a very long time to figure all of that out. I wonder how many smiles, trying to figure it out would engender.
When I was in college I remember people saying to me that I was always smiling. I remember during my full time teaching career people saying that to me as well. In both cases when people said that, I frequently was unaware that I was smiling. It was as though somebody else was smiling for me. Maybe somebody else was.
Who was it, I wonder?
Sometimes if you walk around purposefully smiling, your mood improves. Really, I’ve tried it and it works. I mentioned that to somebody once, I don’t remember who it was, a fellow teacher, a student or friend I was trying to cheer up or give solicited or unsolicited advice, and his or her response was a sardonic, “Fake it to make it, huh?” followed by a sardonic smirk. Not a smile, a smirk.
When I look at it ingenuously, a smile is the least we can do for other people, isn’t it? I mean, it’s only fair, right? There’s a lot of shit going down, why add to it? Look at it this way: you’re not being deceitful, you’re being kind, empathetic. Not dishonest, but hopeful. The least we can do is to hope that somebody else is happy, to wish happiness on the world, especially when we’re feeling some darkness. That may be one of the very finest gifts we can bestow on our fellow human beings, in fact.
Another is to work with others who are trying to help us out of a funk and towards happiness when, for whatever reason, legitimate, or illegitimate, we’re in a foul mood. Trying not to screw up somebody else’s day because we’re having a bad one is the very least we can do. And taking our shit out on somebody else, especially by targeting somebody who is obviously happy, is one of the very worst things we can do, and a sure way to bring down the world around us. It’s as though we’re saying, “Hey! My life sucks! I want yours to suck too.”
Moods are contagious. Be careful out there.
I have known people who can smile through anything, who are always kind, who always see the best in other people, who always, like Gatsby, choose to see you in the way that, at your very best, you wish to be seen by the world. I’m not sure if there is always a conscious effort involved behind the smiles and kindness of such folks, or if it just comes naturally to them. In the end, it doesn’t matter much, it’s just nice to be around them. I want to be like that. I try to be like that.
You know what else I’ve noticed? Often those same perpetually or seemingly perpetually happy people could be seen, in certain lights, to be some of the least fortunate people in the world. They’re frequently poor, or have had a lot of bad shit happen to them, or life’s circumstances haven’t exactly taken them to a crystal haven in the clouds. I’m not sure if they really don’t care about all that, or if they’re smiling in spite of all that, just to show the powers that be that nothing is going to bring them down. Both are admirable. It doesn’t matter much which motivation is more so. What does matter is that they tend to make the world a better place to live in. Those folks may be saints. I’m not sure exactly how that works. That probably doesn’t matter much either.
It’s just nice to be around such people.
So what’s my thrust here? Smile even if you don’t have a reason to? Smile especially when you don’t have a reason to? If you’re having a shitty day smile your way back to happiness? Just smile all the time and wait for the nervous breakdown?
That last bit made me laugh. I hope it made you laugh too. If so, there’s a little something to smile about today. Start with that. Go from there.
On THe stage
I was standing on the stage. I wasn’t alone. There was a younger man dressed in rags, covered with dirt, crawling around on all fours and at that moment looking up at me in concern and bewilderment. I couldn’t remember his name.
I couldn’t remember my name.
There was a sizable audience in the seats in front of us. I was only half aware of them and after a few moments, they disappeared completely. I was wearing a tattered patchwork cape around my neck, an archaic doublet, black cloth leggings, soft leather half boots. My hair was long, wild, and going gray. So was my ratty beard.
I couldn’t remember what it was I was supposed to be doing in this place. Then I wasn’t even really in a place at all.
I didn’t feel panic. I didn’t feel anything. I was simply lost.
This wasn’t a dream.
Such a dilemma is sometimes, rarely, but sometimes, the lot of an actor. These things happen I’m told to the biggest stage and screen stars in the world. I am neither. I’m a small town community theatre actor who is serious about the craft and in this moment, on that particular stage, I had, as the saying goes on stages everywhere, “gone away”.
This was a 2013 production of King Lear put on by the community theatre branch of the Westwood Shakespeare Company now defunct. We’d been rehearsing, and talking about the production for a year. We called it The Year of Lear and it had been intense. We’d worked hard to find the right actors for the roles of this dark and marvelous play, which concerns the dangers of willfulness and greed, lust and vengeance, and the pitfalls of old age, what we owe to our families and to those friends who are dearest, and what we owe to everyone, especially those who are less fortunate.
It’s a hell of a play. I have loved it since I first read it, on my own, while I was still in high school. Yes, you’ve probably guessed that I’ve always been a bit of an arts nerd. I was an avid high school actor, but we didn’t put on anything nearly as demanding as Lear. I was also a writer, editor, and photographer for the school paper. But I didn’t confine myself to the arts in high school, I was an athlete too. I played four years of high school football, and became a moderately good offensive tackle and center by my senior years and likely would have played high school tennis, been a competitive skier and/or swimmer if such programs had existed at my school. They didn’t, so I contented myself with competing in those sports with the kids in the neighborhood.
There were quite a few of us who did a lot of things like that, and for whatever reason, at Newberry High School in the 1970’s there was no stigma attached to being an athlete a writer and an actor. At least I wasn’t aware of one. Then again I’ve spent most of my life lost in my own head or in whatever pursuit I find myself involved in at the moment. My wife calls me on this proclivity, perhaps this obsession or these obsessions, to this day. Lots of people laugh at me for my sometimes distant looks. So, there may have been many people laughing at me all the time I was doing all these things, but I don’t remember it that way or maybe I just don’t remember. If you ask people who know me if they remember seeing me being lost on stage they might replay, “Hell, he’s always lost!”
It’s been an interesting road, this life of mine.
But, back to Lear. I was well aware, at age 54 of the dangers of losing yourself in a role. It had happened to me, in a much milder form while I was playing Solieri in a scene from Amadeus in a post graduate acting class in college. The experience, far from discouraging me, frightening as it was, had pushed me at age 30 further into an obsession with acting, but life intervened, and until my late 40’s I didn’t have a chance to take it up again.
I had an opportunity again when my boys became involved in theatre in Marquette County and I took up every chance I got. I had a few such changes and learned a lot in various plays. More than once I stunk up the stage, but, for me, though I can’t speak for the audiences, that was far more than compensated for by the few moments when I actually shone up there. How did I know I was shining?
Oh…trust me, you know…but this…this was something else.
I’d been so careful, too. Lear is a taxing role, calling for every emotion you can possibly imagine including abject madness. I had used techniques I had learned in my reading and in classes along the way carefully mentally and physically, “putting on the costume” of the character each time I played him in rehearsal, and as carefully taking off the costume each time I finished, even before we had actual costumes, making sure I didn’t lose myself in Lear. I’d seen this happen to student actors often and I was making sure it didn’t happen to me.
This scene I was in was the first of the full on mad scenes. We’d already played it over and over in rehearsals and in five or six shows. We were right in the middle of our run. In community theatre an actor is very lucky to get to play a role on stage ten or twelve times. In truly professional companies in bigger cities around the world, ten or twelve shows is called a preview. It is followed by opening night. By that time, the hope is, all the problems with lines, and all the other pitfalls actors sometimes encounter with a new production, will have been worked out. One of the jokes among community theatre actors everywhere is that with the short runs in local theatre, about the time you get to know your character, the show is over. This slide into the dark side, or rising into the ether of art, which I was experiencing at that moment on that stage, might well be a part of the process of learning a role, I’m still not exactly sure, but it is a disconcerting one if so, and that’s saying the very least.
The thing was, it just happened. I didn’t feel it coming on. I couldn’t tell you when the moment arrived and I hadn’t lost myself in Lear. I had simply lost myself. I wasn’t Lear. I wasn’t me. I wasn’t an actor. I was barely a person. I was gone. Absolutely gone, and Timmy Grams, himself involved in the pretty intense role of Poor Tom, a persona put on by the character Edgar, was the fellow crawling around on the floor. He was watching it happen, powerless to help me. Somewhere out in the audience, our wonderful, empathetic director Denise Clark was watching too. I can only imagine what was going on in her head at that moment.
My fellow actor, John Sarkela, who was playing Glouster in the production said to me recently, “There was just something about that particular night. It was our best show, I think.” He pointed out to me that my moment of losing myself and the world that night was followed later in the performance with himself, as Glouster, blindfolded and being held in my arms in my guise as Lear, had to be prevented by me from walking off the front of the stage into thin air that night. So, it wasn’t just me feeling it. And let me point out that I am in no way advocating pushing the envelope of existence by seeking to lose oneself on stage; I’m simply pointing out that art can be dangerous, and such things sometimes happens, no matter how well we prepare.
For a long time, no more than 30 seconds probably, but that’s an eternity on stage, I was in this condition. Timmy tells me my eyes were wide, my head on a slow swivel, and but for that, I stood in a haunted stillness. What was going on in my head? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Total oblivion. I wasn’t worried. I wasn’t capable of worry. I was just…gone.
The audience brought me back.
They didn’t say anything. They didn’t do anything. They didn’t make a sound, but finally, after 30 seconds or so, I could feel them. They were watching. By losing life as we know it, I had somehow connected with something deep within them and they couldn’t look away. They brought me back. Their intensity, their concentration, pulled me back down or up, depending on how you look at it. And slowly, slowly, I was a person again, but what person? I didn’t know. I did feel something coming, though, some words I was supposed to say for some reason, and so I said them.
“I am a king.”
And that was the right line. In the next moment, I saw Timmy, whose back was to the audience breathe a sigh of relief.
I remember thinking to myself. Okay. I’m a king. No…I’m a guy playing a king. King Lear. I’m B.G. Bradley…Beeg…and I’m playing King Lear in a play by Shakespeare.
From there, as they say, the show went on.